Ten Most Hilarious Sledging Incidents In World Cricket

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[b][color=#33FF33]1) Rodney Marsh (Australia) and Ian Botham (England)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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Rodney Marsh to Ian Botham in an Ashes match: “So how’s your wife and my kids?” Ian Botham’s reply – “The wife’s fine. The kids are retarded !”[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]2) Javed Miandad (Pakistan) and Merv Hughes (Australia)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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Javed Miandad called Hughes a fat bus conductor during a match. A few balls later, Hughes dismissed Miandad. “Tickets please,” said Huges, as he ran past the departing batsman.[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]3) Glenn McGrath (Ausrtralia) and Ramnaresh Sarwan (West Indies)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: “So what does Brian Lara’s di*k taste like?”Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife.[/size][/font][/color]
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McGrath (lost his cool): “If you ever F**king mention my wife again, I’ll F**king rip your F**ing throat out.”[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]4) Douglas Jardine (England) and Bill Woodfull (Australia)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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England player Jardine complained that one of the Australian players called him a bastard. Australian captain Bill Woodfull turns to his team, points to Jardine and asked “Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]5) Mark Waugh (Australia) and Adam Parore (New Zealand)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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Mark Waugh standing at second slip, Adam Parore played & missed the first ball. Mark – “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were ###### then, you’re ••••••• useless now”. Parore- (Turning around) “Yeah, that’s me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly ###### & now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb ••••”.[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]6) Steve Waugh (Australia) and Parthiv Patel (India)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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When Steve came (Steve’s last test match) to bat, Parthiv said, “Come on, just one more of the famous slog-sweeps before you finish” Steve-”Respect Me…for when i made my test debut You were still in your nappies”.[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]7) Glen McGrath (Australia) and Eddo Brandes (Zimbabwe)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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Aussie paceman Glenn McGrath was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes – who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat?”Quick as a flash, Brandes replied, “Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]8) Ravi Shastri (India) and Mike Whitney (Australia)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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Shastri hits the ball towards Mike Whitney (the 12th man in the game) and looked for a single. Whitney said, “If you leave the crease i’ll break your f***ing head”. Without battling an eyelid, Shastri retorted, “If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn’t be the f***ing 12th man”.[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]9) Sunil Gavaskar (India) and Viv Richards (West Indies)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]

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To ease the pressure on himself, Sunil Gavaskar had decided to come lower down the order and bat at No 4 for that particular match. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for Gavaskar to walk in at 0/2. Viv Richards said “Man, it don’t matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero.”[/size][/font][/color]
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[b][color=#33FF33]10) Viv Richards (West Indies) and Merv Hughes (Australia)[/color][/b][/size][/font][/color]
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Viv Richards hit Merv Hughes for four consecutive boundaries in one over. Merv stops halfway down the pitch, farted loudly, and said to Viv: “let’s see you hit that to the boundary!” Viv was dumb-founded.[/size][/font][/color]

[sherlockholmes_anon]

Some more
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Australia fast bowler [b]Merv Hughes[/b] was never short of a word. During a 1989 Test at Lord's, Hughes said to [b]Robin Smith[/b] after he played and missed: "You can't ----bat". Next ball, after Smith hit Merv to the fence, the batsman replied: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't ----ing bat and you can't ----ing bowl."[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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Hughes and Smith shared some humourous times together. On a day of plays and misses for Smith, he of the mighty moustache declared: "Mate, if you turn the bat over, you'll see the instructions on the back."[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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Big Merv was at it again on a tour of the Caribbean. Hughes kept staring down [b]Viv Richards [/b]after deliveries. Eventually, Viv snapped. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl," Viv said. Merv bit his tongue but couldn't help himself when he sent Viv on his way. "In my culture we just say ---- off."[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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[b]Michael Atherton[/b], during his first tour of Australia, stood his ground during a vociferous appeal for a catch behind. At the end of the over, wicketkeeper [b]Ian Healy [/b]walked by, calling Atherton a "----ing cheat". Very politely, Atherton shot back: "When in Rome, dear boy."[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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Little-known England batsman [b]James Ormond [/b]makes this list. Upon his arrival at the crease during a Test match in 2001, Ormond copped grief from [b]Mark Waugh[/b]. "---- me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England." Quick as you like, Ormond said: "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family."[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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Warne to [b]Paul Collingwood [/b]after England's Ashes success of 2005: "You got an MBE, right? For scoring seven at The Oval? That's embarrassing."[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial,][size=3][background=transparent]
[b]Daryll Cullinan[/b] v [b]Warne[/b]: As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him that he had been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate the South African. The Proteas batsman's response? “Looks like you spent it eating."[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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[b]Ricky Ponting[/b] v [b]Shaun Pollock[/b]: After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces." The next ball crashed into the pickets and Ponting told the quick: "You know what it looks like, now go find it."[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial,][size=3][background=transparent]
As Warne was trying to tempt portly Sri Lanka skipper [b]Arjuna Ranatunga[/b] out of his crease, Healy suggested "putting a Mars Bar on a good length".[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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[b]Malcolm Marshall[/b] was bowling to an out-of-touch [b]David Boon[/b]. Marshall: "Now David, are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?"[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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[b]Phil Tuffnell[/b] was a favourite of the fans, not so much [b]Craig McDermott[/b]. The Aussie paceman, while batting on a lively wicket, told Tuffers: "You've got to bat on this in a minute, Tuffers. Hospital food suit you?"[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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[b]Allan Border[/b] was a champion of the chat. When [b]Robin Smith[/b] wanted a drink during the 1989 Tent Bridge Test, AB refused. "What do you think this is, a ----ing tea party? No, you can't have a ----ing glass of water, you can ----ing wait like the rest of us."[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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And we leave the final word to one of the game's greats. A young batsman, clean bowled by the great [b]Fred Trueman[/b]: "That was a very good ball, Fred." Trueman replied: "Aye, and it was wasted on you."[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[Ladies_Tailor]

Mother Wife ni thitttakunda sledging cheyalera????

[manmadudhu]

lol.....gp.....brain n mcgrath was the highlight n spontaneous....

ravi sastri's comment ws a slap

[sherlockholmes_anon]

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[balu_gani]

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[dalapathi]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]Hughes and Smith shared some humourous times together. On a day of plays and misses for Smith, he of the mighty moustache declared: "Mate, if you turn the bat over, you'll see the instructions on the back."[/size][/font][/color]

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[babu_andrew]

ok

[JAPAN]

parthiv gadu steve waugh ni annada....

[HanumanVihari]

Javed miandad kiran more ekkada

[Khadgam]

good one....lol

[Mustodi_2ndsetup]

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[posaanisam]

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[Maximus]

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[kiladi bullodu]

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