Ten Most Hilarious Sledging Incidents In World Cricket

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During Australia-West Indies Test series in late '90s, Australian player Steve Waugh, who sized up the towering Curtly Ambrose, said: "What the f*** are you looking at?" Ambrose replied, "Don't cuss me, man". Recollecting this incident, Waugh wrote in his autobiography, "Unfortunately, nothing inventive or witty came to mind, rather another piece of personal abuse: 'Why don't you go and get f****d."

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During a clash between Zimbabwe and Australia, pacer Glenn McGrath, frustrated that Zimbabwean Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?" Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

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Glamorgan quickie Greg Thomas had beaten West Indian Viv Richards' bat a couple of times and informed the legendary West Indian ace: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering." Richards hits a delivery from Thomas out of the park and retorted: "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."

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During a test match in the West Indies, Australian Merv Hughes didn't say a word to Viv Richards, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl," said Richards. Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f*** off."

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During his early playing days, Indian cricketer Sachin Tendulkar sent the then young Pakistani leg-spinner Mustaq Ahmed hiding for cover as he had hit two sixes in one over. The frustrated mentor of Mustaq Ahmed, the legendary Abdul Qadir challenges Sachin saying "Bachchon ko kyon mar rahe ho? Hamein bhi maar ke dikhao.' (`Why are you hitting kids? Try and hit me.)"' Qadir bowls to Sachin and his over read 6, 0, 4, 6 6 6.

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Australian Ian Healy's made a legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during an ODI in Sydney, "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t."

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During a match between Australia and West Indies, pacer McGrath told West Indian Sarwan, "So what does Brian Lara's d*** taste like?" Sarwan replied, "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath (losing it) retorted: "If you ever F***ing mention my wife again, I'll F***ing rip your F***ing throat out."

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During a match against Australia, Indian cricketer Ravi Shastri hits the ball towards Mike Whitney (the 12th man in the game) and looks for a single. Whitney gets the ball and tells Shastri, "If you leave the crease, I'll break your f***ing head". Shastri gives it back by saying: "If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f***ing 12th man."

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South African Hansie Cronje was hitting Merv Hughes for fours and sixes all over the place. After the last boundary, Hughes headed down the pitch, stood near Cronje, let out a fart and said: "Try hitting that for six."

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Australian Merv Hughes tells England cricketer Robin Smith after he played and missed: "You can't f***g bat". Smith replied as he smashed Hughes to the boundary and said "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f***ing bat and you can't f***ing bowl."

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England bowler Frank Tyson managed to get an outside edge off a Pakistani batsman and the ball went right through the hands and legs of teammate Raman Subba Rao who was standing in first slip. After the over, Raman heads over to the bowler and says, " Frank, I should've closed my legs." Frank Tyson, replied by saying, " No, you b***, your mother should have."

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Ian Healy yelled to Warne, " Bowl a Mars Bar half way down...We'll get him stumped". The batsman replied, "Nah, Boonie (David Boon) fielding at short leg will be onto it before I can move."

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During a match against Australia, Pakistani cricketer Miandad played the ball towards square-leg and went off for a single only to find Lillee blocking his path. After a verbal exchange, Lillee went ahead and kicked Miandad on his pads. A furious Miandad started charging towards Lillee with his bat lifted high above the head, as if to hit him.

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Miffed by the verbals from Indian wicketkeeper Kiran More, Pakistani batsman Maindad said, "Insaan khel rahe hain janwaar nahin" (Human beings are playing not animals). And after surviving a sharp run out chance, Miandad starts jumping up and down, face distorted while imitating Kiran More's appealing.