Ladies,never Trust A Cricketer

[sherlockholmes_anon]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea,[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last![/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way;[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He's really most persistent and can keep it up all day![/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap.[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap![/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Then there's the wily 'slowy', pure cunning is his strength;[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very subtle length.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree.[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease![/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes.[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When he goes into action, he has a fine array of strokes.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two,[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When he arrives at the crease then only six will do.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Then there's the real stonewaller, girls, he knows what he's about;[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And if you let him settle in, it's hard to get him out![/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock,[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a knock.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me:[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And watch the wicketkeeper,[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]girls, he's full of flair and dash,[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And if you raise your heel, he'll whip them off in a flash.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score;[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Or he'll have you in positions that you never knew before![/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The cricket commentator is a nasty sort of bloke,[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke.[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup;[/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up![/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me:[/font][/color]

[color=#666666][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER, WHOEVER HE MAY BE ![/font][/color]

[gb_bharat]

[size=5][color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way; [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]He's really most persistent and can keep it up all day! [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap! [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]Then there's the wily 'slowy', pure cunning is his strength; [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very subtle length. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease! [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes. When he goes into action, he has a fine array of strokes.. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two; When he arrives at the crease then only six will do. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]Then there's the real stone waller, girls, he knows what he's about; And if you let him settle in, it's hard to get him out! [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock, He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a knock. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me: Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]And watch the wicketkeeper, girls, he's full of flair and dash; And if you raise your heel, he'll whip them off in a flash. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score; Or he'll have you in positions that you never knew before! [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]The cricket commentator is a nasty sort of bloke, He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke. [/background][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 238)]Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup; You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up! So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me: !!!!NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER, WHOEVER HE MAY BE!!!![/background][/font][/font][/color][/size]

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