English Jokes

[mahesh1]

A guy asked a girl in a library;

“Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice;

"I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy

and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes,

the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, -

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock

and the guy whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and

I know how to make someone feel guilty"

[jilljilljiga]

[smilysubbu]

superb asaluu..

[gb_bharat]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"No, I'm . That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long![/size][/font][/color]

[gb_bharat]

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[url="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes/12750/whys-making-love-so-enjoyable/"]Why's making love so enjoyable?[/url][/size][/font][/color][color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=3]

Pappu: Why's making love so enjoyable?
Santa: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!

Pappu: Why do women enjoy more sex than men?
Santa: It's because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

Pappu: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
Santa: It is like when you are walking down the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it?

Pappu: Why women cant have sex when they are having their periods?
Santa: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?

Pappu: Why men dont like to wear condoms when they are making love?
Santa: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?

Pappu: Why is making love carried out in private?
Santa: Will you dig your nose in front of your class? Idiot!!![/size][/font][/color]

[gb_bharat]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]
[size=4][url="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes/12756/divine-frog/"]Divine Frog[/url][/size][/size][/font][/color][color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=3]

[size=4]A family is driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.

The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.

The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race."

The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.

The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.

Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.

The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?"[/size][/size][/font][/color]

[sun1252]

Nose jokes super....

[ManOnFire]

nice

[panthulu]