Matrimony Vinthalu

[mahesh1]

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Can somebody plz explain what homework???)

i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give respect to our cast

(By not wearing his jeans? What the hell...!!!! )

HYE I AM A GOOD LOOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE 1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFESSION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(I am loughing {laughing} )

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants..... A LAMP ? ?)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(The 'Ok-syndrome' K K)

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married

(Somebody please explain how to get married ‘completely'?)

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Heights of desperation! )

i am kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(“1 sistar…he was marred” I’m dead… )

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Is she a Zebra..??)

[endivayaeelokam]

inko pelli chesukuntunnava???

[Josh]

Lol

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

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[god father]

more like this!!!

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Is she a Zebra..??)
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[BMW]

[quote name='Bongumudda' timestamp='1371810241' post='1303876503']
These are actual profiles from shaadi.com

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail..

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Can somebody plz explain what homework???)

i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give respect to our cast

(By not wearing his jeans? What the hell...!!!! )

HYE I AM A GOOD LOOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE 1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFESSION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(I am loughing {laughing} )

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants..... A LAMP ? ?)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(The 'Ok-syndrome' K K)

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married

(Somebody please explain how to get married ‘completely'?)

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Heights of desperation! )

i am kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(“1 sistar…he was marred” I’m dead… )

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Is she a Zebra..??)
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[krisomania2043]

you made my day Bongu
LOUGHED my lungs out

[lincoln]

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I didn't understand what you meant by 'mail'

[chandra916]

[quote name='lincoln' timestamp='1371823878' post='1303876756']

I didn't understand what you meant by 'mail'
[/quote]He copy pasted from mail

[narsayya]

It's nice they are trying. They'll learn with enough practice.

nothing to laugh about.

[csk]

lol...

[macha]

[quote name='Bongumudda' timestamp='1371810241' post='1303876503']
These are actual profiles from shaadi.com

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail..

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Can somebody plz explain what homework???)

i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give respect to our cast

(By not wearing his jeans? What the hell...!!!! )

HYE I AM A GOOD LOOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE 1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFESSION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(I am loughing {laughing} )

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants..... A LAMP ? ?)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(The 'Ok-syndrome' K K)

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married

(Somebody please explain how to get married [b]‘completely'[/b]?)

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Heights of desperation! )

i am kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(“1 sistar[b]…he was marred” [/b]I’m dead… )

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Is she a[b] Zebra[/b]..??)
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[sid_22]

[img]http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q681/mutamesthri/temp-300-81688885_zpse8930264.gif[/img]........manaki elanti fafalu dorukutaro bhayamvestundi....ilantivi choostunte...

[geeni83]

[quote name='narsayya' timestamp='1371824259' post='1303876766']
It's nice they are trying. They'll learn with enough practice.

nothing to laugh about.
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