Little Johonny.....

June 22, 2013

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]At dinner, little Johnny was forced to lead the family into prayer.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Johnny: Dad I don't know to pray.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Dad: Just pray for ur family members, friends, neighbors, the poor etc.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Johnny: Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled wid her on bed.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all the poor naked aunties on my Dads blackberry and...[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Provide shelter for all the homeless uncles who use Mom's room when Dad is at office. AMEN." No one had dinner that night.[/size][/font][/color]

June 22, 2013

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Little Johhny, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She yells, "Whose Little Johhny?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]A kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Little Johhny."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Well, Johhny, your staying after school!"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."[/size][/font][/color]

June 22, 2013

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One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.

She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?

"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.

"No, I'm sorry . That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.

"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long![/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]

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June 22, 2013

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Little Steve raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"[/size][/font][/color]