Jokes Frm Ss

[gb_bharat]

[b]Exam hall was d most vulgar n seducing place where u can say to an unknown gal...

1.Kuch to dika de yaar,chal figure hi dika de

2.Haath hata,kuch dikh nahi raha.Aise mai kaise karunga?

3.Thoda sa reh gaya niche ka Bas 10 min

4.Dede yaar,warna main to mar jaunga

MOST FUNNY
5. Ek bar aur khol de, mein fatafat kar lunga ��[/b]

[gb_bharat]

[b]Flight me Pilot ne announce kia: 'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.'

Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola: 'Ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, fir Air Hostess ki Pappi lunga....

Air Hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi, aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi.

Bahchaa bola: 'Tujhe badi jaldi hai Kamini ... suna nahi. ...?
Woh pehle chai piyega...!!![/b]

[gb_bharat]

[b]Quite Interesting Six things boys do in exam hall:
.
.
1. Counting No of Girls..
.
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..
.
3. Counting How Many
Windows&
Doors..
.
4. Seeing the brand nameof the
pen..
.
5. feelings for wasting
yesterday's
night by not studying..
.
6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.[/b]

[gb_bharat]

[b]Six things girls do in exam hall:
(even they know or dont know)
.
1. write
2. write
3. write
4. write
5. write
6. write[/b]

[gb_bharat]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Pathan Biwi Se: “Aaj Hum Aage Se Sex Karega”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Wife Ye Sun Ke Khushi Se Salwar Utaar Ke Tangein Utha Ke Bed Pe Lait Gayi[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Pathan: “April Fool, April Fool Banaya.“[/size][/font][/color]

[gb_bharat]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Santa Fire-brigade Mein Kam Karta Thha[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Ek Din Ek Aurat Ne Vahan Call Ki: “Mere Ghar Mein Aag Lag Gayi Hai”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Santa: “To Paani Dalo”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Aurat: “Dala Hai, Par Aag Fir Bhi Nahi Bhuji”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Santa: “To Fir Hum Vahan Aakar Kya Maa Chudvayenge, Humne Bhi To Paani Hi Dalna Thha“[/size][/font][/color]

[gb_bharat]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Ek Saas Apni Bahu Se Puchti Hai[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Saas: “Bahu Bura Mat Manna Lekin Mere Pote Ki Shakal Mere Bete Se Nahi Milti”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Bahu Gusse Mein: “Maa Ji Meri Taango K Beech Me Choot Hai Koi Photocopy Machine Nahi Lagi.“[/size][/font][/color]

[gb_bharat]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha,[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Banda: “Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Wife: “Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon“[/size][/font][/color]

[gb_bharat]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye To Sari Jimmedari Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“[/size][/font][/color]

[gb_bharat]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]
[font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][i][background=rgb(242, 246, 248)]

Salary Aur Periods Ek Jaisi Hoti Hain..[/background][/i][/font][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Dono 30 Din Mein Ek Bar Aati Hain Aur 4-5[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Din Mein Khatam Ho Jaati Hain..[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Late Aaye Toh Tension Aur Agar Naa Aaye[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Toh Samjho Waat Lag Gayi..![/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]____________________________[/size][/font][/color]

[moviefan]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1371894273' post='1303879858']



[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][i][background=rgb(242, 246, 248)]Salary Aur Periods Ek Jaisi Hoti Hain..[/background][/i][/font][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Dono 30 Din Mein Ek Bar Aati Hain Aur 4-5[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Din Mein Khatam Ho Jaati Hain..[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Late Aaye Toh Tension Aur Agar Naa Aaye[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Toh Samjho Waat Lag Gayi..![/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]____________________________[/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]


ha ha

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1371893626' post='1303879851']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye To Sari Jimmedari Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“[/size][/font][/color]
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[Seshu_]

[golmaal govindam]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]something special as always [/font][/color]

[Chakram12]

[quote name='DaVinci' timestamp='1371966998' post='1303881064']


[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]something special as always your rock[/font][/color]
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