gb_bharat Posted June 24, 2013 Report Posted June 24, 2013 [b]A woman in a hot air balloon realized that she is lost. :/ She reduced the altitude & shouted to a man below: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." Man below replied: "You r in hot air balloon 30 feet above d ground.U r at 41 deg north latitude & 59 deg west longitude." [img]http://www.masalaboard.com/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img] Lady: You must be an engineer. Man: How do u know? Lady: Everything u told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost. :/ Engineer: You must be in Top Management. [img]http://www.masalaboard.com/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img] Lady: Ya.How do you know ? Engineer: U don't know where you are or where you're going. U made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, & u expect people beneath u to solve ur problems. [img]http://www.masalaboard.com/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img] (Y)ManagementE[/b]
victor_raja Posted June 24, 2013 Report Posted June 24, 2013 differences nicely illustrated... [size=4] [/size]
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