cherlapallifailure Posted June 25, 2013 Report Posted June 25, 2013 [b]Mothership of corruption (Sonia Maino) calls Pappu[/b].... Mother corruption aka Maino - "pappu beta...having fun with your pot smoking girl and boy friends???..." Raul Gandee (ulf Ra-ullu aka Pappu) - "yes mummy....also got our swiss bank balance updated...funds from Pawan Bansals job for money scheme and Manmohan's coal scam have been deposited" Maino - "Thats good beta...but tragedy has struck UKD....there have been major floods and landslides..thousands are dead" Pappu - "Mummy..where is UKD....is that in Italy or India?...." Maino - "Moron..bewakoof...told you to mug up some geography....its in India" Pappu - "Then its okay...am enjoying my vacation...will come as soon as I get a good tan...dont want to waste vacation on Indians..anyway...am an imbecile idiot as you knoe well......no one will notice my absence..." Maino - "thats okay...we have raised some money through our Prime Monster's relief fund and have bought a lot of material at good rates....some more money will be deposited in our swiss bank account"... Pappu - "wow Mummy...good job....[b]please ask poodle-man singh to wait for me to come back from vacation to flag off the trucks[/b]" Maino - "dont worry...no material will go without us waving the congress flag and collecting our bribes....[b]manmohan will not even swat a fly without my permission...have told him to hide in his toilet[/b]...." Pappu - "ask Bahuguna chacha to plunder as much as possible...also lets check if we can send Pawan Bundle to begin a 'relief for bribes' scam" Maino - "thats okay...btw...[b]Modi is leading rescue effort in UKD and saving a lot of people[/b]" Pappu - "Mummy..not fair...please ask the government to prevent him...I will tour the region once I am back and supervise destruction..." Maino - "okay beta...dont worry....will send our usual dogs like Renuka Chodry, constable cho-dumber-am and Dungvijaya to bark on our friendly media channels...will also call up Bekar Patel, Akshaya Mutra, Barka Butt and others to drum up support for our poorly planned operation" Pappu - "sounds good...am of to the beach...cioa"
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