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[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Boy: I'm coming to see you honey, I don't care about the high gas prices or nothing, I'm coming no matter what.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Girl: Awwww Okay I'm fine love, get ready baby.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Boy: I love you, I can't wait to see you. I'm getting ready to leave now.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Girl: Okay but honey I'm on my periods, just letting you know in case...[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Boy: My car just blew up, I can't come to see you.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Girl: Get your friend to take you, like he always does.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Boy: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on my periods. My panties are just looking too red.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Boy: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Girl: ######! I'm really on my periods. Just did not notice the blood.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Boy: damn!!!!!!!, he has been shot again, I won't come!!!![/size][/font][/color]

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