Lol

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[size=4][color=#808080]Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago..LOL!![/color]
[color=#808080]Son: How is that funny, mom?[/color]
[color=#808080]Mom: What do you mean, Peter...surely it is not funny![/color]
[color=#808080]Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud![/color]
[color=#808080]Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love...I'll have to call everyone back and explain![/color][/size]
[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2013/anasuya1%282%29.gif?1367790500[/img]

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[size=4][color=#808080]WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. ThenI wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.[/color]

[color=#808080]HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me in darkness, He created light. He saw me without[/color][color=#808080]problems, He created YOU.[/color][/size]

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[color=#808080]WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star[/color]
[color=#808080]You should know what you are ..[/color]
[color=#808080]And once you know what you are[/color]
[color=#808080]Mental hospital is not so far[/color]

[color=#808080]HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you?[/color]

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[color=#808080]WIFE: ...Roses are red; Violets are blue. Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.[/color]

[color=#808080]HUSBAND:Don't feel so angry you will find me there too...[/color]
[color=#808080]Not in cage but laughing at YOU!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

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[color=#333333]Couple Ne Sex Code Rakha: "KAPDE DHONA"[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333]Pati:" Kapde Dhone Hain,[/color]

[color=#333333]Washing Machine Khali Hai kya ??[/color]

[color=#333333]Biwi:" Nahi[/color]
[color=#333333].
.
kuch der baad
Biwi:" Machine Tayar Hai
.
.
Pati:" rehne do.... maine Hath Se Dho Liye...[/color]

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[color=#333333]Touching words by a father-[/color]

[color=#333333]Dear Son,[/color]
[color=#333333]if U think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss are strict, [/color]
[color=#333333]and harass u,..[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333]Wait for a....WIFE....[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333].
.
Then,
U would love them All ! [/color]

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[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1016540_192988907528356_546305743_n.jpg[/img]

[ChaitanyaVaddadi]

[size=4][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][color=#333333][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.[/background][/color]

[color=#333333][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]The wife turns over and says "I'm sry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."[/background][/color]

[color=#333333][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]The husband, rejected, turns over.[/background][/color]

[color=#333333][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.[/background][/color]

[color=#333333][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"[/background][/color][/font][/size]

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[color=#333333]Father: Dear, u previously used to PAPA and now u DAD, what's the reason ? [/color]

[color=#333333]Daughter: O c'mmon DAD, try to understand, saying PAPA spoils my lipstic [/color]

[color=#333333]Beti madhosh[/color]
[color=#333333]Dad behosh[/color]

[afdbzindabad]

[quote name='cherlapalli_jailer' timestamp='1373565723' post='1303941878']
[color=#333333]Couple Ne Sex Code Rakha: "KAPDE DHONA"[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333]Pati:" Kapde Dhone Hain,[/color]

[color=#333333]Washing Machine Khali Hai kya ??[/color]

[color=#333333]Biwi:" Nahi[/color]
[color=#333333].
.
kuch der baad
Biwi:" Machine Tayar Hai
.
.
Pati:" rehne do.... maine Hath Se Dho Liye...[/color]
[/quote]
[size=4] [/size][size=4] [/size]

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[color=#808080]HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE:[/color]
[color=#808080].[/color]
[color=#808080].[/color]
[color=#808080].[/color]
[color=#808080]A cockroach's last words to a[/color]
[color=#808080]man who is
about to kill him:
.
.
"Go ahead&kill me, u coward!
U r jealous of
me bcoz ur wife is afraid of me
&NOT
AFRAID OF YOU".... [/color]