Jokes - Hindi

[ManOnFire]

CONDOM salesman:
Condom chahiye kya???

Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.

Salesman:
Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike...

[ManOnFire]

MAUN-VRAT ke dinl
Wife ne **** hilake dikhaya
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya
Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega
Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

[ManOnFire]

Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??
Kuljit: Choot..!
.
Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye"..

[ManOnFire]

Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.

School ki Ghanti.
Garib ka Darwaja.
Jawan Ladki.

INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE

BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !

[ManOnFire]

The Most emotional line said by a girl to a boy after break-up-

"Jaanu, hilaate waqt to yaad karoge na ?

[ManOnFire]

Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli
koi gyan ki baat btao.

Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to
dhyan aur gyan
dono ki Maa chud jati he !!

[ManOnFire]

Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,
aap ek baar try karo na!"

Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."

Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-
"kar nahi paaunga"

Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

[ManOnFire]

Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?
Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.
Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

[ManOnFire]

SANDAS par pesh he GAZAL

Aaj dost kya lagi,k
hum behal ho gaye,
Hag hag k kule hamare laal ho gaye,

In ghutno me ab to dard ho gaya,
Seat pe bethna bhi dushwar ho gaya,

Pet me na jane kya gud gud hota he,
Ab to har pal jane ka mood hota he,

Dho dho k hamari jaan nikal gayi, 1 pichkari abhi mari thi,
Dekho dusri phir aa gayi

Puchur Puchuk Sarrar na jaane kaisi aawaze aati he,
Padosan kehti hai dhire karo, Choti baby darr jaati he...