Rahul And Modi Walks In To Mosque

[kakatiya]

[size=5][color=#000000]Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi, happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.[/color]
[color=#000000]Rahul said: "I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! I have done this before too.we can easily fool them. Deal?"[/color]
[color=#000000]Modi: "No, I won't change my name I will stick with my name." They walked in. Maulavi asked who are you?[/color]
[color=#000000]Rahul Gandhi: "My name is Mohamed."[/color]
[color=#000000]Modi: "I'm Narendra Modi." . . .[/color]
[color=#000000]Maulavi: "Modiji ko pani dijiye aur khana khilayiye aur Mohamed Miya, Ramazan Mubarak.[/color]
[color=#000000](Translation: Give some water and food to Modiji. And Mohamed, Ramazan Mubarak)[/color][/size]

[Tigersathi]

[brahmacharya]

[quote name='kakatiya' timestamp='1374507580' post='1303991713']
[size=5][color=#000000]Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi, happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.[/color]
[color=#000000]Rahul said: "I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! I have done this before too.we can easily fool them. Deal?"[/color]
[color=#000000]Modi: "No, I won't change my name I will stick with my name." They walked in. Maulavi asked who are you?[/color]
[color=#000000]Rahul Gandhi: "My name is Mohamed."[/color]
[color=#000000]Modi: "I'm Narendra Modi." . . .[/color]
[color=#000000]Maulavi: "Modiji ko pani dijiye aur khana khilayiye aur Mohamed Miya, Ramazan Mubarak.[/color]
[color=#000000](Translation: Give some water and food to Modiji. And Mohamed, Ramazan Mubarak)[/color][/size]
[/quote]

thoda old one but good one

[brahmacharya]

Beggar to a person - Give me Rs 10 for your bright future.
Person to beggar- What will happen if I don't give?
Beggar to person -Then I will vote for congress and within one year you will be on the road begging by my side....

[JammichettuPandu]

[quote name='brahmacharya' timestamp='1374507742' post='1303991729']
Beggar to a person - Give me Rs 10 for your bright future.
Person to beggar- What will happen if I don't give?
Beggar to person -Then I will vote for congress and within one year you will be on the road begging by my side....
[/quote]
Lol

[babu_andrew]

[quote name='brahmacharya' timestamp='1374507742' post='1303991729']
Beggar to a person - Give me Rs 10 for your bright future.
Person to beggar- What will happen if I don't give?
Beggar to person -Then I will vote for congress and within one year you will be on the road begging by my side....
[/quote]

[babu_andrew]

[quote name='kakatiya' timestamp='1374507580' post='1303991713']
[size=5][color=#000000]Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi, happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.[/color]
[color=#000000]Rahul said: "I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! I have done this before too.we can easily fool them. Deal?"[/color]
[color=#000000]Modi: "No, I won't change my name I will stick with my name." They walked in. Maulavi asked who are you?[/color]
[color=#000000]Rahul Gandhi: "My name is Mohamed."[/color]
[color=#000000]Modi: "I'm Narendra Modi." . . .[/color]
[color=#000000]Maulavi: "Modiji ko pani dijiye aur khana khilayiye aur Mohamed Miya, Ramazan Mubarak.[/color]
[color=#000000](Translation: Give some water and food to Modiji. And Mohamed, Ramazan Mubarak)[/color][/size]
[/quote]

[posaanisam]

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[sid_22]

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