Lol...! Too Much

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Found 30 pictures of penises on my daughters phone. Im glad she's educating herself on the male reproductive system. She's going to Harvard[/background][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter always tells her boyfriend that she's dripping wet. Should I get her a towel?[/background][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter is already getting rid of those stubborn autumn leaves! I overhead her saying she gave our neighbour a blow job.[/background][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter's boyfriend is always checking her for breast cancer. He's such a smart young man![/background][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son gave me some sticky green stuff to mix into the brownie batter...glad to know he's eating his green veggies![/background][/font][/color]
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Here you go there are more ...

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter told me she is really good at raising cocks... I think she wants to be a chicken farmer when she's older.[/background][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter told me she failed her pregnancy test, so I told her too study harder next time.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif]My daughter's Facebook status said "in really wet right now "... That's true she just came back from swimming.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Caught my son in the back of my car with his girlfriend. They're so thoughtful! Cleaning the interior of my car at 2am in the morning![/background][/font][/color]

[Sastrygaru]

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[Darling999]

[quote name='Goli' timestamp='1374870113' post='1304015498']
[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter told me she failed her pregnancy test, so I told her too study harder next time.[/background][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I walked in the bathroom and my son had white stuff all over his hands. He must have been shaving, I'm so proud![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Whenever my daughters boyfriend is over all I hear is "Baby, baby, baby oooh!!!" They must really love Justin Bieber![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter is so studious, anytime a boy is over, all I hear from her room is "HARDER! HARDER!" wow, they must be studying REALLY hard![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son was talking about getting high in Colorado. I didn't know he was into mountain climbing![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I finally understand why my kids giggle whenever I say "69"! Because it's the same number upside down! LOL![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter threw up when she came home after a night of studying...must be food poisoning.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I think my daughter wants to be a policewoman when she gets older ... She has a pair of handcuffs under her bed.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter is such a great tutor...Every boy in school is always leaving her room with a big smile on their face.[/background][/font][/color]