Lol...! Too Much

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I always hear moaning noises coming from my daughter's room when her boyfriend is over. I really wish the ghosts would leave them alone.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter's boyfriend is so kind. When I yelled at him for taking her virginity, he said " sir, it wont happen again."[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughters always playing with her boyfriends cock. She loves animals.[/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son and his friends keep talking about cougars. I'm going to plan a trip to the zoo for his birthday.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son told his girlfriend "I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house" I need to tell him I don't want domestic violence..[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I overheard my daughters conversation on the phone, she said she wanted to hit Dick's after church, it's good she's into sports [/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter is so mouthy except when she's upstairs playing with her vibrating light saber. You play Star-Wars honey.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son says that he loves missionary style...I think he wants to be a priest[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween ??. I think it's cute that she likes gardening [/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter set up a pole in her room...I Guess she thinks the roof will cave in or something.[/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter was talking about blowing, she must be playing the clarinet again.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son must really love veggies. He's always putting plants into his brownies!"[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]The neighbourhood boys always ask me if I have any joints! Well duh! How would I be moving my arm if I didn't![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I can hear my daughter moaning in her bedroom... She must be really sick! Good thing her boyfriends in there caring for her!"[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I heard my son's girlfriend screaming "Oh God!" in his bedroom upstairs. I'm so glad he found a good religious girl![/background][/font][/color]