Lol...! Too Much

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son's friend called my wife a Cougar? ... She's not that scary, Is she?![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son said he was laying pipe at his girlfriend's house. He must be quite the handyman.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter's Facebook status said "sext me " ... so I commented "you spelled "text" wrong"[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son's friends must have a lot of chlorine in their pools, because every time my son comes home his eyes are completely bloodshot![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I've been hearing moans from my daughters room all night. Her back pains sure are getting bad.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My wife said that she likes our neighbour's cream pie. It's so sweet that he cooks for her![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter's friends are so thoughtful. They're always checking me for prostate cancer![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Last night I overheard my daughter tell her boyfriend that she likes it hard. Glad to know she is challenging herself in school![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I overheard my daughter saying that she got facials from the boys at her school. She is always trying to look beautiful![/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I always hear my son on the phone saying "Can I hit that?" I really have to sit down with him and talk about domestic violence.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I better do a check on our car insurance I over heard my wife say her boss rear-ended her.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son and his girlfriend are still kids at heart they still love bouncing up and down on my bed when I'm watching the news[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter's black friends must be bad at basketball ... They keep talking about how they want to double team me[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son keeps running out of lotion. His skin must be really dry.[/background][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter sent a text to her boyfriend saying that she wants a big cock for her birthday…Why would she want a pet rooster?[/background][/font][/color]