Lol...! Too Much

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son uses a whole box of tissues a night just wiping the keyboard, he is so hygienic![/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room ... sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework![/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I overheard my daughters boyfriend tell her he brought his rubbers. What a prepared boy.....it's not supposed to rain til Friday![/background][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

bhayya evaluu sadavatledu emo soodu oka saari... evadanna madyaloo vuu antey eyyi

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes...Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing.[/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter said her boyfriend "ate her out" last night. I think it's so nice of him to take her out to eat [/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]I guess my son doesn't like his girlfriend's parents, because he always goes over to her house when they aren't home.[/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son's friends are always doing laundry at our house. They keep asking my wife to help them with their load![/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son really wants a pet. He's always talking to his girlfriend about doggie style [/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son knows what job he wants! I heard him say to his girlfriend: "Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, & then I'll nail you.[/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My mail woman has been acting weird lately! She always asks if she can touch my package.[/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My son's skin must be really dry! He's always borrowing my wife's lotion.[/background][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

nee sfamming tagaleyya [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ec437ba35b27ead7de63045929141a3/tumblr_mn41j2lUrO1spvnemo1_400.gif[/img]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter always gets a sore throat when she's around black boys. How strange.[/background][/font][/color]

[Rebel_]

[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]My daughter is a fast learner. She's upstairs in her room, screaming, beating the hell out of that chinese boy who is teaching her karate![/background][/font][/color]