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[color=#333333]Fat man saw an ad: "lose 5kg in a week" in a newsppr. He calls the company & lady says be ready tmrw at 6am.[/color]

[color=#333333]The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes & shirt saying "u catch me u kiss me!" & the girl starts running. He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't. However he loses 5 kg. He then asks for the 10kg progra[/color][color=#333333]m.Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes & a shirt saying "u catch me u kiss me". He loses 10 kg that week. So he thought this program is awesome! Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "R u sure? its really tough". he said "YES!"

Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a negro gay saying

"If I catch u, I will kiss u..![/color]


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[color=#333333]3 men in a prison........ A rapist, a psycho nd a gay.[/color]

[color=#333333]Rapist: If i find a cat here, ill ** it till it dies.....[/color]

[color=#333333]Psycho: And once its dead, ill ** it till i die....[/color]

[color=#333333]Gay, standing in d corner softly[/color]

[color=#333333]says: . . . . .[/color]

[color=#333333]. Meoowww...=))[/color]


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[color=#333333]A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes:[/color]

[color=#333333]Wife: Is that Bret Lee[/color]

[color=#333333]Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.[/color]

[color=#333333]Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.[/color]

[color=#333333]Husband: He does not have an actor brother[/color]

[color=#333333]Wife: What about Bruce Lee

Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.

Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?

Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?

Husband: He is signalling a ‘bye’.

Wife: Why is he saying ‘bye’. Is the game over?

Wife: How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV.

Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’

Husband: Who is this Saraswati Cahndra?

Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me . . .[/color]


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[quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1375815346' post='1304073940']
[color=#333333]3 men in a prison........ A rapist, a psycho nd a gay.[/color]

[color=#333333]Rapist: If i find a cat here, ill ** it till it dies.....[/color]

[color=#333333]Psycho: And once its dead, ill ** it till i die....[/color]

[color=#333333]Gay, standing in d corner softly[/color]

[color=#333333]says: . . . . .[/color]

[color=#333333]. Meoowww...=))[/color]


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[color=#333333] Meoowww...=))[/color]
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[quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1375816186' post='1304074042']
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tamaru ekada ninchi oooodipadaru.....asalu batike unava u nasty fellow

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