Funny Stories

[chicago]

[color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]Grapes: I look like eye ball.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]Watermelon: Hmm, I look like man’s head.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]Orange: Uh, I look like b**bs.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]Banana: Can we please change the topic!?[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[chicago]

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[color=#000000]One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says “Wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!”[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3]
[color=#000000]So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her “The bus driver just insulted me!”[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3]
[color=#000000]The man says “You go talk to him, just go, l’ll hold your monkey for you”.[/color][/size][/font][/color]

[chicago]

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One day, 4 people were on a small aeroplane, a captain, a priest, a boy scout, and a smartest man in the world.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]
They were all eating a nice meal until the pilot came out and said, “This plane is about to crash. Grab a parachute and jump!”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]
The pilot then grabbed a parachute and jumped off. The smartest man in the world said, “I need that parachute, the world needs my knowledge” and so he jumped off.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]
The priest said, “Boy you take that last parachute, the world doesn’t need me, I am just an old priest.”
The boy scout said, “No, what are you talking about? There are 2 parachutes left.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]
“What?” – the priest.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]
“It is correct, the smartest man in the world took my backpack.” – responded the boy scout. [img]http://academictips.org/blogs/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img][/background][/size][/font][/color]

[chicago]

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Three construction workers were eating lunch on construction beams some stories high. One was Mexican, another was Italian, and the last was American. Each was upset about the same lunch they always got: the Mexican – tacos, the Italian – spaghetti, and the American – sandwiches.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]
So, the Mexican said, “If I get tacos for lunch one more time, I will jump.”
The Italian then said, “If I get spaghetti for lunch one more time, I’m gonna jump.”
The American then said, “If I get a sandwich for lunch one more time, I’ll jump.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]
The next day, the Mexican got tacos, the Italian got spaghetti, and the American got a sandwich, so all three jumped from the building. At their funerals, the three wives were seen attending:[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)]
The Mexican’s wife sobbed, “If I had known he didn’t want tacos for lunch I wouldn’t have packed him any!”
The Italian’s wife cried, “If I had known he didn’t want spaghetti for lunch I wouldn’t have made it for him!”
The American’s wife said, “Don’t look at me, he packed his own lunch!”[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[Geeta]

Very funny..

[VamshiNathChoudhary]

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[color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)][color=#fff0f5]A guy asked a girl to plug him mango on a tree, the girl did as the boy asked… When the girl got home she told her mom about it…Mom I climed a mango tree and pluged one for a guy.[/color][/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)][color=#fff0f5]The mother said, “I hope he didn’t see your panties.”[/color][/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#D4E7F7][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(0, 53, 95)][color=#fff0f5]The girl replied, “No mum I was clever I took the panties off before climbing.” [/color][/background][/size][/font][/color]
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