Few Old Jokes

[littlemoon]

[size=3][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#333333]Sonia Gandhi ek school visit karne gayi. Ek class mein aakar woh boli, "Bachcho koi sawaal puchna hain toh bina dare pucho."[/color]

[color=#333333]Pappu uthkar bola, "Madam, mere 3 sawaal hain:[/color]

[color=#333333]1) Aap khud Prime Minster kyun nahi bani?"[/color]

[color=#333333]2) Ramleela maidan mein police kisne bheji?"

3) Aapka kitna paisa Swiss Bank mein hain?"

Isse pehle ki Soniaji jawab deti, recess ke liye bell baj gayi.

Recess ke baad...

Bablu khada hokar bola, "Madam, mere 5 sawaal hain. Usme se 3 toh Pappu ne hi puch liye. Lekin baaki 2 mein puchunga."

4) Recess ki bell 20 minute pehle kaise baji?"
5) "Aur Pappu kahan hain?!!"!![/color][/font][/size]

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[Avataar]

[Silver_mani]

[Maximus]

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[littlemoon]

[color=#333333]Height of Facebook addiction:[/color]

[color=#333333]A Boy's facebook status:[/color]
[color=#333333]"I am online during economics lecture...Ha Ha[/color]
[color=#333333]Ha!!!".[/color]

[color=#333333]Comment from hisprofessor:" Get out of the
class!".

Dean liked the comment..

Friends commented:" Jaldi cafe aaja, mahol ek
dum fit hai...

".Mother commented:" Nalayak, class nahi
karni to sabzi leke sidha gharaa...

".Father commented:"Dekh lo apne bete ki
harkatein...

".Girl Friend commented: ", mujhse
kaha Papa hospital me hai,mil nahi sakta...

".Papa commented:
"HaramKhor.!!!"[/color]

[manmadudhu]

[quote name='littlemoon' timestamp='1376080983' post='1304094028']
[color=#333333]Height of Facebook addiction:[/color]

[color=#333333]A Boy's facebook status:[/color]
[color=#333333]"I am online during economics lecture...Ha Ha[/color]
[color=#333333]Ha!!!".[/color]

[color=#333333]Comment from hisprofessor:" Get out of the
class!".

Dean liked the comment..

Friends commented:" Jaldi cafe aaja, mahol ek
dum fit hai...

".Mother commented:" Nalayak, class nahi
karni to sabzi leke sidha gharaa...

".Father commented:"Dekh lo apne bete ki
harkatein...

".Girl Friend commented: " , mujhse
kaha Papa hospital me hai,mil nahi sakta...

".Papa commented:
"HaramKhor.!!!"[/color]
[/quote]

edhi highlight anduke evarini fb lo add chesukokodadhu[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ph8g5rvtrPo/UYQZgfuBEDI/AAAAAAAAEIs/wivnr-mKRgw/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

[CHANAKYA]

[img]http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/192180-1/Bored_office_crew.gif[/img]

[littlemoon]

[quote name='CHANAKYA' timestamp='1376081316' post='1304094053']
[img]http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/192180-1/Bored_office_crew.gif[/img][size=4][/quote][/size]

GIF
[size=4] [/size]

[size=4] [/size]
[size=4] OMG [/size]

[Terminator II]

[quote name='Silver_mani' timestamp='1376080836' post='1304094014']

[/quote]

uncle joke hindi lo vundi kada.. neeku artham ayyinda.. leka artham ayinattu natisthunnava

[nani8055]

[quote name='kevkekaa' timestamp='1376081883' post='1304094094']


uncle joke hindi lo vundi kada.. neeku artham ayyinda.. leka artham ayinattu natisthunnava
[/quote]

Malla nangaa vacchesaavaa Db ki [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

[innovative]

someone is already into weekend .. [size=4] [/size]

[innovative]

[quote name='kevkekaa' timestamp='1376081883' post='1304094094']
uncle joke hindi lo vundi kada.. neeku artham ayyinda.. leka artham ayinattu natisthunnava
[/quote]
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

[jbourne]

[quote name='kevkekaa' timestamp='1376081883' post='1304094094']
uncle joke hindi lo vundi kada.. neeku artham ayyinda.. leka artham ayinattu natisthunnava
[/quote]
wazz up vankull em sangatii

alpatchinoo em doin patha ki ledu

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='innovative' timestamp='1376081938' post='1304094100']
someone is already into weekend ..
[/quote]
someone is crying on them already [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

[innovative]

[quote name='CHANAKYA' timestamp='1376082005' post='1304094110']
someone is crying on them already [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]
[/quote]

but [b]this [/b]someone is laughing at them ..