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"Come to the front gate of
my apartment where u Drop me,
Look for flat 9A,
YOu wil find a lift on ur right..
Hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
Get out of the lift
YOu will find my flat on left....

Hit the Doorbell wid ur ELBOW &
I will open the door 4 u"

BF asks : Dear that seems easy but..
Why am I hitting buttons
with my elbows?

GF : Oh My God ! Are u coming
EMPTY HANDED ???

BF : (Speechless) @3$% @3$% @3$%

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Teacher: why did you laugh? Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.




[color=#333333][font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(251, 245, 252)][font=Georgia,][color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a week.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Another boy laughs.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Teacher: why did you laugh?[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Boy: I saw both straps.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a month. She bends down to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Teacher: Johnny why are you going out?[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Johnny: with what I saw I think my school days are over.[/background][/color][/font][/background][/size][/font][/color]

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Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping,

I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye :'(

Teacher: tonight When your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.

The following morning Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mum, “are you coming?“

Mum said, “Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?“ Dad answered: “Yes“.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,

I'm coming too... Haha

@3$% @3$% @3$%

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[quote name='Silver_mani' timestamp='1376408717' post='1304109241']
just post daily masala man
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[quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1376408368' post='1304109221']
[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/03/teacher-why-did-you-laugh-boy-i-saw.html"]Teacher: why did you laugh? Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.[/url][/b]




[color=#333333][font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(251,245,252)][font=Georgia,][color=#222222]Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a week.[/color]
[color=#222222]Another boy laughs.[/color]
[color=#222222]Teacher: why did you laugh?[/color]
[color=#222222]Boy: I saw both straps.[/color]
[color=#222222]Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a month. She bends down to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out.[/color]
[color=#222222]Teacher: Johnny why are you going out?[/color]
[color=#222222]Johnny: with what I saw I think my school days are over.[/color][/font][/background][/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1376408672' post='1304109238']
Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping,

I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye :'(

Teacher: tonight When your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.

The following morning Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mum, “are you coming?“

Mum said, “Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?“ Dad answered: “Yes“.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,

I'm coming too... Haha

@3$% @3$% @3$%
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[quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1376408672' post='1304109238']
Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping,

I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye :'(

Teacher: tonight When your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.

The following morning Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mum, “are you coming?“

Mum said, “Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?“ Dad answered: “Yes“.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,

I'm coming too... Haha

@3$% @3$% @3$%
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Johnny came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Johnny, what'd you learn in school today?" [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Johnny replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation." [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Grandma hauled off and slapped Johnny, hard. He ran up to his room, crying. Johnny's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Why did you go and hit Johnny!?" [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in school today. He started talking about sex, and penises, and masturbation!" [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Johnny's mother said, "Ma! That's what they do learn. It's called sex education!" [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Well, Grandma felt so bad about hitting Johnny that she went upstairs to apologize. She opened his door and found him masturbating on his bed. She then said, "Johnny, when you're finished with your homework, come down and talk to me."[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Johnny came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Johnny, what'd you learn in school today?" [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Johnny replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation." [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Grandma hauled off and slapped Johnny, hard. He ran up to his room, crying. Johnny's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Why did you go and hit Johnny!?" [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in school today. He started talking about sex, and penises, and masturbation!" [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Johnny's mother said, "Ma! That's what they do learn. It's called sex education!" [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica][size=3]Well, Grandma felt so bad about hitting Johnny that she went upstairs to apologize. She opened his door and found him masturbating on his bed. She then said, "Johnny, when you're finished with your homework, come down and talk to me."[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1376408368' post='1304109221']
Teacher: why did you laugh? Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.




[color=#333333][font=Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(251, 245, 252)][font=Georgia,][color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a week.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Another boy laughs.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Teacher: why did you laugh?[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Boy: I saw both straps.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a month. She bends down to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Teacher: Johnny why are you going out?[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.921569)]Johnny: with what I saw I think my school days are over.[/background][/color][/font][/background][/size][/font][/color]
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