Funny Though Real Definitions

[Betting Bangarraju]

[left][b][u][color=red]Funny though real definitions[/color][/u][/b]

[b][i][u][color=red]School:[/color][/u][/i][/b][i]A place where Papa pays and Son plays. [/i]

[b][i][u][color=red]Life Insurance:[/color][/u][/i][/b][i] A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. [/i]

[b][i][u][color=red]Nurse:[/color][/u][/i][/b][i]A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. [/i]

[b][i][u][color=red]Marriage:[/color][/u][/i][/b][i] It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. [/i][/left]
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[b][i][u][color=red]Tears:[/color][/u][/i][/b][i]The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. [/i]

[b][i][u][color=red]Lecture:[/color][/u][/i][/b][i] An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" [/i][/left]
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[b][i][u][color=red]Conference:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [/i][/left]
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[b][i][u][color=red]Compromise:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. [/i]

[b][i][u][color=red]Dictionary:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]A place where success comes before work.[/i]

[i][i][b][u][u]Conference Room[/u]: [/u][/b]A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.[/i][/i]

[i][i][b][u][color="#ff0000"]Father:[/color] [/u][/b]A banker provided by nature.[/i][/i]

[i][i][i][b][u][color="#ff0000"]Boss:[/color][/u] [/b]Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early[/i][/i][/i]

[b][i][u][color=red]Politician:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. [/i]

[b][i][u][color=red]Doctor:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.[/i]


[left][u][b][i]Classic[/i][/b][/u]:[i][color="#676767"]Books, which people praise, but do not read.[/color][/i][/left]

[b][i][u][color=red]Smile:[/color][/u] [/i][/b][i]A curve that can set a lot of things straight. [/i]
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[b][i][u][color=red]Office:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. [/i][/left]
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[b][i][u][color=red]Yawn:[/color][/u] [/i][/b][i]The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. [/i]

[i][b][u][color=red]Etc.:[/color][/u][/b] A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. [/i]
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[b][i][u][color=red]Committee:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. [/i]
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[b][i][u][color=red]Experience:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]The name men give to their mistakes. [/i]

[i][size="2"][b][u][color="#ff0000"]Philosopher:[/color][/u][/b] A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death[/size][/i][/left]

[b][i][u]Atom Bomb: [/u][/i][/b][i]An invention to end all inventions.[/i]

[Anta Assamey]

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[Betting Bangarraju]

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[Doola]

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[eela]

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[graham]

[b][i][u][color=red]Compromise:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. [i] [/i][/i]

[YoLO]

[b][i][u][color=red]Office:[/color] [/u][/i][/b][i]A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2013/amav3.gif?1368598266[/img][/i]

[b][i][u][color=red]Lecture:[/color][/u][/i][/b][i] An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"[/i]
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[Anta Assamey]

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[YoLO]

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[Anta Assamey]

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mayya ekkada konnav.... Patel Brothers aa? baavunnay....[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/gallery_8818_6_385253.gif?1367349476[/img]
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[YoLO]

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Kaadu Cash N Carry... [img]http://www.nandamurifans.com/forum/uploads/gallery_8818_2_281352.gif[/img]
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[Maximus]

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