Your Score According To Her

[sherlockholmes_anon]

[color=#5D5D5E][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(238, 238, 224)]Especially for those who are married or engaged.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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[*]Do something she likes and you get points.
[*]Do something she doesn't like and you lose points.
[*]You don't get points for doing something she expects from you...
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[color=#5D5D5E][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][center][background=rgb(238, 238, 224)]Scoring System[/background][/center][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#5D5D5E][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][center][background=rgb(238, 238, 224)]SIMPLE TASKS[/background][/center][/size][/font][/color]

You make the bed +1
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows 0

You only straighten the cover over a wrinkled sheet -1

You go out to buy her maxipads +5

But come back with beer -5

You check a strange noise during the night 0

You check a strange noise during the night and it was nothing 0

You check that strange noise and it was something +5

You hit that something hard +10

It was her dad -10

You don't put the toilet seat up -5
You change the toilet paper roll when it runs out 0

When toilet paper runs out, you turn to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you stealthily go to another bathroom -2

[b]SOCIAL COMMITMENTS[/b]

You stay by her side during the entire party 0

You stay by her side for a while, then go talk to a drunk friend you know from college -2

The friend is called Susan -4

Susan is a dancer -6

Susan has silicon implants -8

[b]HER BIRTHDAY[/b]

You take her outside for dinner 0

You take her outside for dinner and it's NOT a bar with TV to watch the game +1

Well, the bar has TV and there happens to be a game on -2

And it's all-you-can-eat night -3

The bar has TV to watch football, it's all-you-can eat night and your face is painted with the colors of your favorite team -10

[b]CONSIDERATION[/b]

You completely forget her birthday -20

You forget the anniversary -30

You forget to pick her up at the train station -45

Which is in one of the city's worst areas -50

You forgot to pick her up at the station, she's in a not so friendly place and rain ruined her shoes -60

[b]A NIGHT OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS[/b]

You go out with a friend -5

And your friend is happily married -4

Or frighteningly single -7

And that friend drives a last-gen convertible car -10

With a vanity plate (BUZ-NBED) -15

You drink a bunch of beers -9

And return home an hour late -12

You return home an hour late without having called beforehand -20

You return at 3am -30

You return at 3am smelling of liquor and tobacco -40

And you aren't wearing your pants -50

Is that a tattoo in your neck? -200

[b]SHE GOES OUTSIDE FOR THE NIGHT[/b]

You stay at home while she's out with one of her coworkers whom you dislike +5

She goes out with her stupid coworkers and comes back really late +10

You await her awake +15

She goes out, returns really late and drunk, and you help her go to bed +20

[b]YOU GO OUTSIDE TOGETHER[/b]

You take her to the cinema +2

To watch a movie she likes +4

To watch a movie you don't like +6

To watch a movie you do like -2

Which is called "Deathcop 3" -3

And there's a scene with humanoids having sex -9

You lied to her by saying it was a foreign movie about an orphanage -15

[b]FLOWERS[/b]

You buy her flowers only when you're supposed to 0

You buy her flowers as a surprise, just because +20

You take her wild flowers you picked yourself +30

And she gets an allergy because of those flowers -25

[b]YOUR PHYSIQUE[/b]

You develop a beer gut -15

You develop a beer gut and exercise to get rid of it +10

You develop a beer gut and turn to loose jeans and Hawaiian shirts -30

You say "I don't give a because you're fat too" -800

[b]FINANCES[/b]

You spend a lot of money on something impractical -5

Which she cannot use -10

Like for example a motorized model airplane -20

And you got her something cheap as a birthday present -40

[b]DRIVING[/b]

You forget the map when you go on a trip -4

You forget the map and end up lost -10

You end up lost in a bad city neighborhood -15

You end up lost in a bad city neighborhood and have to deal with its inhabitants -25

You know those people -60

[color=#ff0000]THE BIG QUESTION[/color]

She asks, "do I look fat"? (Hard questions make you start at a disadvantage...) -5

You take a little while to reply -10

You answer, "where?" -100

[b]COMMUNICATION[/b]

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, with a worried face 0

When she wants to talk, you listen, for more than 30 minutes +5

You listen for more than 30 minutes without glancing at the TV once in a while +15

She realizes it's because you feel asleep -30

[color=#5D5D5E][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(238, 238, 224)]Now, do the math...[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[Maximus]

[img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_PghDU35JOk4/SvGi6XqHYpI/AAAAAAAAAE8/tHLKMlvTGbE/jhq0kz.gif[/img]Especially for those who are married or engaged. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she doesn't like and you lose points. You don't get points for doing something she expects from you...


[color=#ff0000][b]Scoring System SIMPLE TASKS[/b][/color]
You make the bed +1
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows 0
You only straighten the cover over a wrinkled sheet -1
You go out to buy her maxipads +5
But come back with beer -5
You check a strange noise during the night 0
You check a strange noise during the night and it was nothing 0
You check that strange noise and it was something +5
You hit that something hard +10
It was her dad -10
You don't put the toilet seat up -5
You change the toilet paper roll when it runs out 0
When toilet paper runs out, you turn to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you stealthily go to another bathroom -2


[color=#ff0000][b]SOCIAL COMMITMENTS[/b][/color]
You stay by her side during the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while, then go talk to a drunk friend you know from college -2
The friend is called Susan -4
Susan is a dancer -6
Susan has silicon implants -8
HER BIRTHDAY You take her outside for dinner 0
You take her outside for dinner and it's NOT a bar with TV to watch the game +1
Well, the bar has TV and there happens to be a game on -2
And it's all-you-can-eat night -3
The bar has TV to watch football, it's all-you-can eat night and your face is painted with the colors of your favorite team -10


[color=#ff0000][b]CONSIDERATION[/b][/color]
You completely forget her birthday -20
You forget the anniversary -30
You forget to pick her up at the train station -45
Which is in one of the city's worst areas -50
You forgot to pick her up at the station, she's in a not so friendly place and rain ruined her shoes -60


[color=#ff0000][b]A NIGHT OUTSIDE [/b][/color][color=#ff0000][b]WITH[/b][/color][color=#ff0000][b] FRIENDS[/b][/color]
You go out with a friend -5
And your friend is happily married -4
Or frighteningly single -7
And that friend drives a last-gen convertible car -10
With a vanity plate (BUZ-NBED) -15
You drink a bunch of beers -9
And return home an hour late -12
You return home an hour late without having called beforehand -20
You return at 3am -30
You return at 3am smelling of liquor and tobacco -40
And you aren't wearing your pants -50
Is that a tattoo in your neck? -200


[color=#ff0000][b]SHE GOES OUTSIDE FOR THE NIGHT[/b][/color]
You stay at home while she's out with one of her coworkers whom you dislike +5
She goes out with her stupid coworkers and comes back really late +10
You await her awake +15
She goes out, returns really late and drunk, and you help her go to bed +20

[color=#ff0000][b]YOU GO OUTSIDE TOGETHER[/b][/color]
You take her to the cinema +2 T
o watch a movie she likes +4
To watch a movie you don't like +6
To watch a movie you do like -2 Which is called "Deathcop 3" -3
And there's a scene with humanoids having sex -9
You lied to her by saying it was a foreign movie about an orphanage -15

[color=#ff0000][b]FLOWERS[/b][/color]
You buy her flowers only when you're supposed to 0
You buy her flowers as a surprise, just because +20
You take her wild flowers you picked yourself +30
And she gets an allergy because of those flowers -25

[color=#ff0000][b]YOUR PHYSIQUE[/b][/color]
You develop a beer gut -15
You develop a beer gut and exercise to get rid of it +10
You develop a beer gut and turn to loose jeans and Hawaiian shirts -30
You say "I don't give a because you're fat too" -800


[color=#ff0000][b]FINANCES[/b][/color]
You spend a lot of money on something impractical -5 Which she cannot use -10
Like for example a motorized model airplane -20 And you got her something cheap as a birthday present -40


[color=#ff0000][b]DRIVING[/b][/color]
You forget the map when you go on a trip -4
You forget the map and end up lost -10
You end up lost in a bad city neighborhood -15
You end up lost in a bad city neighborhood and have to deal with its inhabitants -25
You know those people -60


[color=#ff0000][b]THE BIG QUESTION [/b][/color]
She asks, "do I look fat"? (Hard questions make you start at a disadvantage...) -5
You take a little while to reply -10
You answer, "where?" -100


[color=#ff0000][b]COMMUNICATION[/b][/color]
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, with a worried face 0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for more than 30 minutes +5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without glancing at the TV once in a while +15
She realizes it's because you feel asleep -30 Now, do the math...

[sherlockholmes_anon]

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[sherlockholmes_anon]

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[Nellore Pedda reddy]

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[jbourne]

entii idi ardam kaley

calling bullabbai

[TOM_BHAYYA]

Is this dedicated to silver vuncle ??

[randomguy]

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[gangster_rap]

Wtf

[Fckedup]

life emanna exam aa score veskotaniki... loveda

[k2s]

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[Avataar]

k

[prayaanam]

oka -1000 esko.....

[k2s]

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[macha]

[quote name='Iamking' timestamp='1377015807' post='1304138924']
[size=6][b][color=#5D5D5E][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][background=rgb(238, 238, 224)]Especially for those who are married or engaged.[/background][/font][/color][/b][/size][list]
[*]Do something she likes and you get points.
[*]Do something she doesn't like and you lose points.
[*]
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[quote name='jbourne' timestamp='1377021573' post='1304139523']
entii idi ardam kaley

calling bullabbai
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neku artham kadu vadileee...