Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy Posted September 3, 2013 Report Posted September 3, 2013 [color=#333333]Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by[/color] [color=#333333]staying at a Luxury hotel.[/color] [color=#333333]The next day when the[/color] [color=#333333]lady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a[/color] [color=#333333]bill for $250/-. She is taken aback looking at the[/color] [color=#333333]bill and starts fighting at the desk on such a big[/color] [color=#333333]bill. The Manager comes in to end the ruckus with[/color] [color=#333333]a customer.[/color] [color=#333333]He says ''Mam, we have so many facilities for our customer to use Free of cost such as Spa, Swimming pool, Gym etc., so thats why all the charges are included in it.'' The lady replies, but I have not used it, so why should i pay. Manager says - Thats your fault, but you have to pay. The lady finally hands him over a cheque for $50. The manager says this is only $50 what about the balance $200. The lady replies, $200 for you sleeping and using me in the night. Manager - But i haven't slept with you. Lady - Thats your fault, I was here full night and you could have used me, if you didn't, thats your fault, i am for you and walked away from the hotel with every1 looking at her amazed. [/color] [color=#333333][img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/10rs938.jpg[/img][/color]
Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Posted September 3, 2013 [color=#333333]A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...[/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".[/color] [color=#333333]Lady: I can't see your computer...[/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.[/color] [color=#333333]Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer???!![/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: there is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ??[/color] [img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/10rs938.jpg[/img]
Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Posted September 3, 2013 [color=#333333]Kid To A Pregnant Girl At Bus Stop: “What Are You Expecting?”[/color] [color=#333333]The Girl Says “A Bus”[/color] [color=#333333]The Kid Turns 2 His Friend And Says[/color] [color=#333333]“Wow! I am 100% Sure This Chick Got Screwed By A Transformer!“[/color] [color=#333333][img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/10rs938.jpg[/img][/color]
arthur Posted September 3, 2013 Report Posted September 3, 2013 [img]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MmUvbZLbuxE/UiI5qsl7HRI/AAAAAAAAMAA/NsUE-bjmHOY/s240/Nari-1.gif[/img]
Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Posted September 3, 2013 [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-mV6fWytWh4E/Uh7yosdCzFI/AAAAAAAAMY0/lZqYT_pK40A/s640/Women%252520They%252520scare%252520us%252520no%252520matter%252520what%252520species%252520you%252520are.jpg[/img] [img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/10rs938.jpg[/img]
arthur Posted September 3, 2013 Report Posted September 3, 2013 [quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1378226471' post='1304197209'] [color=#333333]Kid To A Pregnant Girl At Bus Stop: “What Are You Expecting?”[/color] [color=#333333]The Girl Says “A Bus”[/color] [color=#333333]The Kid Turns 2 His Friend And Says[/color] [color=#333333]“Wow! I am 100% Sure This Chick Got Screwed By A Transformer!“[/color] [color=#333333][img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/10rs938.jpg[/img][/color] [/quote][img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B7RQoOOko7w/UiYC8bTxqSI/AAAAAAAAMEo/FCi3msiqW4E/s240/Brahmi-5.gif[/img]
Terminator II Posted September 3, 2013 Report Posted September 3, 2013 [quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1378226452' post='1304197206'] [color=#333333]A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...[/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".[/color] [color=#333333]Lady: I can't see your computer...[/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.[/color] [color=#333333]Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer???!![/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: there is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ??[/color] [img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/10rs938.jpg[/img] [/quote] [img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/10rs938.jpg[/img]
arthur Posted September 3, 2013 Report Posted September 3, 2013 [quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1378226452' post='1304197206'] [color=#333333]A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...[/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".[/color] [color=#333333]Lady: I can't see your computer...[/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.[/color] [color=#333333]Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer???!![/color] [color=#333333]Help desk: there is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ??[/color] [img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/10rs938.jpg[/img] [/quote][img]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-prZfysOx9Og/UiSqtEaLk0I/AAAAAAAAMC0/1gpGxMg55S8/s240/Brahmi_3.gif[/img]
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