Db Kamists Kosam (Sfw)

[Darling999]

[color=#333333]a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"[/color]

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[color=#333333]my friend explained me how she had passionate sex with her boyfriend on her date.[/color]

[color=#333333]i too planned to have passionate sex with my husband..[/color]

[color=#333333]SO wore black bra, black stockings, black stilettos, black panty and black mask on my face ACCORDING TO HER GUIDANCE..[/color]

[color=#333333]my husband entered home and i was about to lie on him[/color]

[color=#333333]but, his question really ** me up.[/color]

[color=#333333]" wat is for dinner BAT-WOMAN"[/color]
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[color=#333333]What does Viagra and Disneyland have in common.??[/color]
[color=#333333]They both make you stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute roller coaster ride.[/color]
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[micxas]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333]Husband says to wife "Why are you reading a recipe book if you can't cook?"[/color]
[color=#333333]Wife says to husband ''Why do you watch porn?''[/color]

[mtkr]

[Yuvatha]

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[macha]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378407703' post='1304208387']
[color=#333333]a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear[size=6][b]: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"[/b][/size][/color]

[color=#333333][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][/color]

[color=#333333]my friend explained me how she had passionate sex with her boyfriend on her date.[/color]

[color=#333333]i too planned to have passionate sex with my husband..[/color]

[color=#333333]SO wore black bra, black stockings, black stilettos, black panty and black mask on my face ACCORDING TO HER GUIDANCE..[/color]

[color=#333333]my husband entered home and i was about to lie on him[/color]

[color=#333333]but, his question really ** me up.[/color]

[color=#333333]" wat is for dinner BAT-WOMAN"[/color]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[color=#333333]What does Viagra and Disneyland have in common.??[/color]
[color=#333333]They both make you stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute roller coaster ride.[/color]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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office desk loo navalekaa sastunaa [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[quote name='Yuvatha' timestamp='1378413003' post='1304208995']
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[Darling999]

[quote name='django' timestamp='1378413202' post='1304209015']
office desk loo navalekaa sastunaa [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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[Darling999]

[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]
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[arthur]

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[mittu]

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378413908' post='1304209093']
[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]
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[spidereddy]

This is english......
Worth Reading ..
This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

[spidereddy]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378413908' post='1304209093']
[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]
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[chandrabhai7]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378413908' post='1304209093']
[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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