Db Kamists Kosam (Sfw)

[Mustodi_2ndsetup]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378413908' post='1304209093']
[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]
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[ghazni]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378413908' post='1304209093']
[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]
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[idiBeZaWaDa]

[quote name='django' timestamp='1378413202' post='1304209015']

office desk loo navalekaa sastunaa [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
[/quote] ikkada joke endi mayya...naku ardam kaala

[spidereddy]

[quote name='idiBeZaWaDa' timestamp='1378414660' post='1304209200']
ikkada joke endi mayya...naku ardam kaala
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dentist appointment ledhu kabati..blow job iyamani

[mtkr]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378413908' post='1304209093']
[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]
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[Darling999]

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[kiladi bullodu]

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lol

[Ice_kantham]

[quote name='spidereddy' timestamp='1378414222' post='1304209142']
This is english......
Worth Reading ..
This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. [size=6]Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.[/size]I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

[Darling999]

[color=#333333]A Girl sitting on a park bench[/color]
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[color=#333333]Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart.[/color]

[color=#333333]She angrily: How dare U sweetheart? ?
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Beggar: Then What the HELL R U doing on my BED..[/color]

[CHOWDARY.]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378484687' post='1304213046']
[color=#333333]A Girl sitting on a park bench[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
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[color=#333333]Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart.[/color]

[color=#333333]She angrily: How dare U sweetheart? ?
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Beggar: Then What the HELL R U doing on my BED..[/color]
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[Maximus]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378413908' post='1304209093']
[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]

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[Bairagi From Bapatla]

Plz post more n more

[Darling999]

[quote name='Bairagi From Bapatla' timestamp='1378485184' post='1304213087']
Plz post more n more
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[sherlockholmes_anon]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1378413908' post='1304209093']
[color=#333333]A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references![/color]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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super

[Darling999]

[color=#333333]Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders.[/color]

[color=#333333]The chief walks to the men and says, ” What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?” The first man thinks for a second and replies, “I choose Boogaloo”.[/color]

[color=#333333]The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant “boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo”. The chief takes the man, bends him over and f**ks him up the ***.[/color]

[color=#333333]The second man is horrified at what he has just witnessed and then the chief walks up to him and asks, “You must choose, Death or Boogaloo”?

The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, “I choose death”.

The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, “Death by boogaloo!!!”[/color]

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