Sardar Jokes

[rakshakudu]

Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift
with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift
nahin hai bhaisaab" Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai
CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

[rakshakudu]

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND
SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE
MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY
BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO
PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

[rakshakudu]

[color=#000000]Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers
took some sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them. "You can't eat your own
sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So
the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their
sandwiches.[/color]

[rakshakudu]

[color=#000000]Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the
way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a
banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed
two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to
choice hai"!!!!!![/color]

[bujjulu]

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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND
SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE
MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY
BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO
PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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[rakshakudu]

[color=#000000]A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the
pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were
in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days
of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many
seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought
for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days
of the week that begin with "T" are Today and
Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I
expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you
get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar
replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March
2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without
another word[/color]

[rakshakudu]

[color=#000000]A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
party he introduced his family to his friends
saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee
...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"[/color]

[accuman]

orey sardar ji meeda jokes vesukovatam lone mana time antha ayyi pothundi.



valla unity chudandi okka sari, mana laga andra na or tg na or caste ani kontukoru.

too much unity.

for example sikh la meeda dadulu jaruguthunnayi ani ikkada puttina ABCD lu volunteer ga munduku vachhi NEWS lo padali ani cheppi

president nunchi permisson techhukunnaru emi ante gaddamu, mesalu, turbin vunchukune serve cheyyavachhu ani.

dani valla news lo vallu ee part of community ani cheppataniki.

chala mandi volunteers munduku vachhi firefigters kinda, soldiers kinda join ayyaru.


Ind army lo vallaki seperate wing vuntadi. manaki ee naa bochhu leedu.

okadi meeda okkadu burada jallu kotam lone jeevitham ayyipothadi.

us army lo gaddam turbin vunchukotaniki petition vesthe ikkada vunna prathi okkadu sign chesadu.


manamu kalkeshpanaki(ofcourse neenu kuda) vasthamu.


edi anna manchi pani chesthunnadu ante enduku antaru.


TELUGU kosam petition vesthe ikkada pu...gallu intha mandi vunna 1 or 2 people tappithe evvadu sign cheyya leedu.

kaani aa tadu ni vela mandi chusaru.

[rakshakudu]

[quote name='accuman' timestamp='1379188439' post='1304250049']
orey sardar ji meeda jokes vesukovatam lone mana time antha ayyi pothundi.



valla unity chudandi okka sari, mana laga andra na or tg na or caste ani kontukoru.

too much unity.

for example sikh la meeda dadulu jaruguthunnayi ani ikkada puttina ABCD lu volunteer ga munduku vachhi NEWS lo padali ani cheppi

president nunchi permisson techhukunnaru emi ante gaddamu, mesalu, turbin vunchukune serve cheyyavachhu ani.

dani valla news lo vallu ee part of community ani cheppataniki.

chala mandi volunteers munduku vachhi firefigters kinda, soldiers kinda join ayyaru.


Ind army lo vallaki seperate wing vuntadi. manaki ee naa bochhu leedu.

okadi meeda okkadu burada jallu kotam lone jeevitham ayyipothadi.

us army lo gaddam turbin vunchukotaniki petition vesthe ikkada vunna prathi okkadu sign chesadu.


manamu kalkeshpanaki(ofcourse neenu kuda) vasthamu.


edi anna manchi pani chesthunnadu ante enduku antaru.


TELUGU kosam petition vesthe ikkada pu...gallu intha mandi vunna 1 or 2 people tappithe evvadu sign cheyya leedu.

kaani aa tadu ni vela mandi chusaru.
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Agreed Bhayya oka community ni anadaniki vesindi kadu weekend konchem jollyga vuntaniki vesindi.By the way ivvanni nenu rayaledu kada.

Ilantivi serious issues chalane vunnay discussion ki but nenu just for fun e thread vesa, I dont think its wrong.

[gulananda swami]

ltt

[rakshakudu]

American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"

[rakshakudu]

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A. Moti-vating..!!!

[rakshakudu]

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban
gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna..
main use surprise doonga..!"

[rakshakudu]

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE
......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati
hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati
hai