Children Are Smart

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[center]CHILDREN ARE SMART![/center]
[size=3][color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]Who said children are getting dumber every year? Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves:[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]1.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] How old were you on your last birthday?
[b]STUDENT:[/b] Seven.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] How old will you be on your next birthday?
[b]STUDENT:[/b] Nine.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] That's impossible.
[b]STUDENT:[/b] No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]2.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] George, go to the map and find North America.
[b]GEORGE:[/b] Here it is!
[b]TEACHER:[/b] Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
[b]CLASS:[/b] George![/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]3.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
[b]WILLY:[/b] Me![/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]4.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
[b]TOMMY:[/b] Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]5.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] Why are you late?
[b]WEBSTER:[/b] Because of the sign.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] What sign?
[b]WEBSTER:[/b] The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]6.
[b]SILVIA:[/b] Dad, can you write in the dark?
[b]FATHER:[/b] I think so. What do you want me to write?
[b]SYLVIA:[/b] Your name on this report card.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]7.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
[b]SAMMY:[/b] You can't fool me, Teacher...snakes don't have feet.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]8.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
[b]JOSE:[/b] Don't bite any.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]9.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
[b]ELLEN:[/b] I is...
[b]TEACHER:[/b] No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
[b]ELLEN:[/b] All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]10.
[b]MOTHER:[/b] Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
[b]JUNIOR:[/b] You said it was my lunch money.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helevetica]11.
[b]TEACHER:[/b] If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,what would I have?
[b]CLASS COMEDIAN:[/b] Big hands![/font][/color][/size]

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