Jokes

[BMW]

A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think?

















































































































































They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO...

[BMW]

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.
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[cherlapalli_jailer]

Oh CEO is Lady ??

[BMW]

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
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[BMW]

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya......
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[BMW]

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

[BMW]

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Oh CEO is Lady ??
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gud doubt

[BMW]

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend..
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[BMW]

Ladki:- mat kar mera picha 1 din pachtayega,bhar coleg k tu chole bhature ki shop lagayega..... Ladka:- tu mat thukra mere pyar ko, 1 din pachtayegi, usi chole ki shop pe bartan manjti nazar aayegi
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[BMW]

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become `Best Husbands`!
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[BMW]

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai
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[BMW]

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?


Ans:
1.Meri Vali
2.Teri Vali
3.Teri Bhabhi
4.Meri Bhabhi

Or Na Pate To

5.Kamini Saali.
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[BMW]

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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[BMW]

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI..
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[BMW]

PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI
ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai
yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA.
Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.