Jokes

[BMW]

Dog was Chasing Sardar..
Sardar runs, but Laughing..
A Man asked y r u Laughing? Sardar replied
I hav put Airtel Sim, but the Hutch network is Folowing...
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[BMW]

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.
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[BMW]

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
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[BMW]

If you think your [b]boss[/b] is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.
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[BMW]

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"
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[BMW]

Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

[BMW]

Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

[BMW]

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

[BMW]

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

[BMW]

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!
why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

[BMW]

pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he
Mohalla sunta hai.

[BMW]

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

[BMW]

[b]Indian[/b] Banks Description

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis