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After landing my new job as the greeter of a department store, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here's what happened...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be a damn idiot. Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1381059374' post='1304359417']
After landing my new job as the greeter of a department store, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here's what happened...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be a damn idiot. Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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store management 101 -- customer ni hurt cheyyakoodadhu ...

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ManOnFire kasta FiredMan ayava anna don't worry u will get better job soon [/b]

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[quote name='rajurocking50' timestamp='1381062052' post='1304359467']

[b] ManOnFire kasta FiredMan ayava anna don't worry u will get better job soon [/b]
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[quote name='rajurocking50' timestamp='1381062052' post='1304359467']

[b] ManOnFire kasta FiredMan ayava anna don't worry u will get better job soon [/b]
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Vesina Post sadivi savu raa....sadava kunda nee edava compliments entraaa.......

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