#yopappusodumb

[tharun1222]

The bank sends Pappu a mail, ‘Your payments are outstanding’. He replies: ‘thanks for the compliment’ #YoPappuSoDumb
#YoPappuSoDumb ... that he removed RAM from his laptop for secular reasons!
How do u keep Pappu busy 24/7? Give him a blank page with PTO written on both sides. #YoPappuSoDumb
#YoPappuSoDumb that whenever or wherever Dumb Charades is played, he gets royalties.
Pappu words make Manmohan Singh's silence look like a stroke of genius. #YoPappuSoDumb
#YoPappuSoDumb he sleeps with a scale to measure how long he has slept."
#YoPappuSoDumb that at the family table, Robert Vadra is called the smart one
#YoPappuSoDumb that when his fitness coach told him "lift the dumbbell" he just lifted a bell
#YoPappuSoDumb he thinks Jawaharlal built "Mount Everest" in memory of Mrs. Mountbatten
#YoPappuSoDumb that he took 18 of his friends to a movie because the poster said 'Above 18 only'
#YoPappuSoDumb that he went on IRCTC website to book tickets for Chennai Express.
Once Pappu went to Kaun Barega Crorepati, Big B asked him a question, he replied "Let me ask YOU the same question" #YoPappuSoDumb
#YoPappuSoDumb He thinks telegram is a unit of weight
Pappu: #IfICouldFly, I will be in the state of air. #YoPappuSoDumb
#YoPappuSoDumb Congress to name SUN as Raul Vinci Natural Energy Resource if UPA wins next elexn
#YoPappuSoDumb He printed the whole book which he downloaded to his Kindle
If Dumbness is an art, Pappu has painted masterpiece Picasso #YoPappuSoDumb
In 2014, when Pappu goes to the people asking for votes hope someone tells him, "Power is a state of mind" #YoPappuSoDumb
#YoPappuSoDumb He thinks Jan Lokpal is a bill that comes once a year in January
#YoPappuSoDumb when people told him his b’day is round the corner, he went in the corner looking for it!
Why did Pappu go to a dentist? To extract bluetooth. #YoPappuSoDumb
Pappu shares b'day with Garfield. Both love to sleep, do no real work, and snooze while others work. #YoPappuSoDumb
How to identify Pappu in classroom? Well he is the one who erases his notebook writings when teacher erases blackboard. #YoPappuSoDumb
#YoPappuSoDumb This is the 3rd yr Pappu is working on the jigsaw puzzle coz the box says 'Up to 4 years'
#YoPappuSoDumb he asked refund for a jigsaw puzzle complaining that it was broken
#YoPappuSoDumb He actually got horse inside the AICC meeting when horse-trading was discussed to win the motion in 2008
#YoPappuSoDumb He told his Helicopter pilot to switch off the "fan" above as he was feeling cold.
#YoPappuSoDumb Pappu actually took his computer to hospital to give vaccine to prevent viral attack!!
#YoPappuSoDumb that he got hit by a parked car.
#YoPappuSoDumb he thinks a quarterback is a refund.
#YoPappuSoDumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the 'any key'!
#YoPappuSoDumb he looked at an orange juice box for 2 hours just because it said CONCENTRATE
#YoPappuSoDumb that he went to the toilet, washed the basin and came back because it said 'Wash-basin'
Pappu’s policy inputs taken into consideration; New NSSO survey will ask "what is your state of mind?" to measure poverty #YoPappuSoDumb