Guest laddu Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 friends please put some ballioo jokes... ee kampu jokes chadavadam naa valla kavatledhu.. hitwalltwice hitwalltwice
kingmakers Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Driver: Sir, Petrol ayipoindhi car konchem kooda munduku velladhu... Pavala Kalyan gadu: avuna! ayithe venakki poni intiki eldaamu.. laduu fandaga sesukoo...
Guest laddu Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Driver: Sir, Petrol ayipoindhi car konchem kooda munduku velladhu... Pavala Kalyan gadu: avuna! ayithe venakki poni intiki eldaamu.. laduu fandaga sesukoo... COPY cats..should be something new..!! memu pithudu cinema meedha chesinam chudu ala vundali... dance1w dance1w
gladiator Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 meeku iyye ekkuvaraa.....mee bhatukulaki iyyi saaalu...fandaga sesukondi... hammernd hammernd
Guest laddu Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Jokes antye konchem navvu ravali... ________________________________________________ balayya built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, "Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. balayya: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? balayya: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? balayya: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. balayya attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? balayya: If U give me the address I will go there sir. balayya in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." balayya: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" Why balayya opens his lunch box in the middle of the road??? Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai? balayya: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa.. After finishing MBBS balayya started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay" Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" balayya: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
andhrarajyam Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Balayya oka paryatana lo speech isthunte vadu em matladuthunnado janalaki ardham kavatledu: Balayya: Telugu desam. ... jhk aahjka ajahahajk aakhakjah aaaaaaaaaa jhjkhjkhjk audience: Rey.... em matladuthunnavu ra...... nee ayya..... Balayya: Telugu vari atma gowravam .... .. . .dfsdf fsd f sdf sd fsd f sd f sdf sd fsd f.... audience: Orey,...... notlo em pettukunnavu ra..... em ardham ayitaledu...... Balayya: dfsdfj fsdhfjsdjkfh sdjfhdjksfhdjksfh sdj. . . . .. audience: Thoo..... ee waste gadu....... chava denguthundu.......... rey... . pora po... poddune mood off chesthunnavu.
gladiator Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 world lo inko pedda vinta antaa.....adavi jantuvu party petti adavi baasha maaattadatundata....fadandraa vindaam...manushula discussion
Guest laddu Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Balayya oka paryatana lo speech isthunte vadu em matladuthunnado janalaki ardham kavatledu: Balayya: Telugu desam. ... jhk aahjka ajahahajk aakhakjah aaaaaaaaaa jhjkhjkhjk audience: Rey.... em matladuthunnavu ra...... nee ayya..... Balayya: Telugu vari atma gowravam .... .. . .dfsdf fsd f sdf sd fsd f sd f sdf sd fsd f.... audience: Orey,...... notlo em pettukunnavu ra..... em ardham ayitaledu...... Balayya: dfsdfj fsdhfjsdjkfh sdjfhdjksfhdjksfh sdj. . . . .. audience: Thoo..... ee waste gadu....... chava denguthundu.......... rey... . pora po... poddune mood off chesthunnavu. Racha mama... keka... dance1w dance1w dance1w dance1w dance1w dance1w " " " " " " " dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb
chandu1256 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 While travelling balayya was carrying a binocular with him. But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window. A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars. Then balayya simply said … “I am on my way to see a distant relative.”
Guest laddu Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 While travelling balayya was carrying a binocular with him. But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window. A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars. Then balayya simply said … “I am on my way to see a distant relative.” ~"! ~"! ~"! you rock
chandu1256 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Boss : Where were you born ? balio : Nimmakuru. Boss : which part ? balio : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Nimmakuru. Balayya got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. balio joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. balio : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright balio joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
chinthareddy1 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 @ Laddu, Chandhu and Andhra Rajyam *=: " "
andhrarajyam Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 One producer(P1) wants Balayya to make his rival producer's(p2) film a flop.Here's the telephonic conversation: P1:Naa rival producer cinemaani flop cheyadaniki neekentha ivvali? Balayya:Rs. 3 crores. P1:Concession ledaa? Balayya:Concession kinda nee cinemaani kuda flop chesesta. P1:Antha concession vaddulemma. P1:Asale vadidi 'Bhari budget' cinema.Hit avocha? Balayya:Naatho cinema produce cheyalanukovadamlo thappu ledu,kaani superhit kottalani anukovaddu.Chachipothavu. Producer:Kaani aa P2 gaadu publicity baga chestunnaadu kada.Daani valla openings baga vasthe? Balayya:Naaku overaction cheyadame vachu.Hits kottadam raadu!
imemyself Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Boss : Where were you born ? balio : Nimmakuru. Boss : which part ? balio : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Nimmakuru. Balayya got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. balio joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. balio : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright balio joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA keka mamaaaaa......... *=:
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