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One producer(P1) wants Balayya to make his rival producer's(p2) film a flop.Here's the telephonic conversation:

P1:Naa rival producer cinemaani flop cheyadaniki neekentha ivvali?

Balayya:Rs. 3 crores.

P1:Concession ledaa?

Balayya:Concession kinda nee cinemaani kuda flop chesesta.

P1:Antha concession vaddulemma.

P1:Asale vadidi 'Bhari budget' cinema.Hit avocha?

Balayya:Naatho cinema produce cheyalanukovadamlo thappu ledu,kaani superhit kottalani anukovaddu.Chachipothavu.

Producer:Kaani aa P2 gaadu publicity baga chestunnaadu kada.Daani valla openings baga vasthe?

Balayya:Naaku overaction cheyadame vachu.Hits kottadam raadu!

Keko kekaaaaaaaaaaa ^^" *=: *=: you rock you rock

Guest Nenusaitham
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Driver: Sir, Petrol ayipoindhi car konchem kooda munduku velladhu...

Pavala Kalyan gadu: avuna! ayithe venakki poni intiki eldaamu..

laduu fandaga sesukoo...

@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%you rock

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One producer(P1) wants Balayya to make his rival producer's(p2) film a flop.Here's the telephonic conversation:

P1:Naa rival producer cinemaani flop cheyadaniki neekentha ivvali?

Balayya:Rs. 3 crores.

P1:Concession ledaa?

Balayya:Concession kinda nee cinemaani kuda flop chesesta.

P1:Antha concession vaddulemma.

P1:Asale vadidi 'Bhari budget' cinema.Hit avocha?

Balayya:Naatho cinema produce cheyalanukovadamlo thappu ledu,kaani superhit kottalani anukovaddu.Chachipothavu.

Producer:Kaani aa P2 gaadu publicity baga chestunnaadu kada.Daani valla openings baga vasthe?

Balayya:Naaku overaction cheyadame vachu.Hits kottadam raadu!

Boss : Where were you born ?

balio : Nimmakuru.

Boss : which part ?

balio : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Nimmakuru.

Balayya got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He

gave

Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

balio joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the

computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

balio : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright

balio joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from

NASA to SATYANASA

While travelling balayya was carrying a binocular with him.

But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.

A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.

Then balayya simply said

I am on my way to see a distant relative.

Boss : Where were you born ?

balio : Nimmakuru.

Boss : which part ?

balio : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Nimmakuru.

Balayya got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He

gave

Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

balio joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the

computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

balio : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright

balio joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from

NASA to SATYANASA

Jokes antye konchem navvu ravali...

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balayya built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them

unfilled y? When asked him, he said,

"Oye, thats for those who dont know Swimming.

balayya: I think

that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u

know?

balayya: I told I

love her, but she said her chappals are new

Sir: What is

difference between Orange and Apple?

balayya: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

balayya attending an interview in Software

Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

balayya: If U give

me the address I will go there sir.

balayya in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he

shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

balayya: "Ok.

Ombay. Ombay"

Why balayya opens his lunch box in the middle of the

road???

Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from

the office....

Son: papa, 4+3

kithne hai?

balayya: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi

aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..

After finishing MBBS balayya started his practice.

He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a

Torch & Finally Said:

"Oye, Torch is okay"

Teacher:

"What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI

and BUDHA?"

balayya: "All

are born on government holidays...!!!

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Jokes ante ivi ra lafoot saithan gaa...bongu gaadini inka Baldiator gaadini pilichi chadavamanu..navvina maaku cheppodhu le...

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Uppukappurambu balayya bandaga undu

chuda  chuda  cinemalu chettaga undu

cinemalandu baalayya cinemalu verayya

viswadabhirama "mitrudu" choodakura mama

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Uppukappurambu balayya bandaga undu

chuda  chuda  cinemalu chettaga undu

cinemalandu baalayya cinemalu verayya

viswadabhirama "mitrudu" choodakura mama

Good one!!

Guest laddu
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Uppukappurambu balayya bandaga undu

chuda  chuda  cinemalu chettaga undu

cinemalandu baalayya cinemalu verayya

viswadabhirama "mitrudu" choodakura mama

wow...............SUPER..... !#~ !#~ !#~ !#~

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pk calls chiru. allu baava picks the phone.

pk: aravind garu, anniyya vunnara.

AA: vunnaru kaani depression lo unnaru, mandhu kodthunnadu, varu dont disturb board pettaaru. sarle vishayam cheppu.

pk: entadi antha ghoranga odipoyamu…

AA: naaku ippude telisindhi….assembly loki cycles, cars velthaayi kaani rail engine vellavan

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Uppukappurambu balayya bandaga undu

chuda  chuda  cinemalu chettaga undu

cinemalandu baalayya cinemalu verayya

viswadabhirama "mitrudu" choodakura mama

@3$%

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pk calls chiru. allu baava picks the phone.

pk: aravind garu, anniyya vunnara.

AA: vunnaru kaani depression lo unnaru, mandhu kodthunnadu, varu dont disturb board pettaaru. sarle vishayam cheppu.

pk: entadi antha ghoranga odipoyamu…

AA: naaku ippude telisindhi….assembly loki cycles, cars velthaayi kaani rail engine vellavan

*=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=:

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pk calls chiru. allu baava picks the phone.

pk: aravind garu, anniyya vunnara.

AA: vunnaru kaani depression lo unnaru, mandhu kodthunnadu, varu dont disturb board pettaaru. sarle vishayam cheppu.

pk: entadi antha ghoranga odipoyamu…

AA: naaku ippude telisindhi….assembly loki cycles, cars velthaayi kaani rail engine vellavan

Good One

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Driver: Sir, Petrol ayipoindhi car konchem kooda munduku velladhu...

Pavala Kalyan gadu: avuna! ayithe venakki poni intiki eldaamu..

laduu fandaga sesukoo...

*=: *=: you rock you rock

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Guys many of u are cpying sardar jokes the be frank the santa banta jokes try some thing new but some jokes were awesome

keep rocking  *=:

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Maaama balio jokes neeke kaadu andharaki kaavaali..andhuke vaadi movies flop ayina vaadi fans inka chusthunnaru...vallaki manaki iddharaki comedy ee...movie chusi vallaki..vallani chusi manaki...so enjoy...

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Nice balayya jokes, those were awesome, sardar jokes ayyina antha navukolemu, that credits goes to and only one...... Balliooooooooooooo you rock    dancegdb

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