Chairman of Sathyabama "Jappier's Spoken English"

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In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
.. Njoy .............with his.......... .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great
"Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her....{Means: girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy , angrily:
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I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
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You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
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Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:

"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "[/color][/font][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/b][/color][/color]

[King1234]

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[happygoing]

very funnyyyyy


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[nenusaitham]

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[geek]

mama nuvvu kompatheesi Satyabhama naa enti .. ninna rules vesaavu ivala vaadi english vesaavu .. anyways ..  *=: *=: *=: *=:

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[quote author=geek link=topic=51674.msg491314#msg491314 date=1269288292]
mama nuvvu kompatheesi Satyabhama naa enti .. ninna rules vesaavu ivala vaadi english vesaavu .. anyways ..  *=: *=: *=: *=:
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ledu maama tamilnadu lo , mana lanti kala poshakulu bratakadam kastam , nenu ap lone chadivaa  thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou

[maddybaa]

*=:  *=:  *=:      #~` thankyou thankyou thankyou

[bitterkai]

welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome

[prmunni]

maa thamudu vadi college lo ney chadivadu hehheeeh panimalar lo...vadu vadi english !q# !q# !q# !q# !q# !q# !q#

[keko__keka]

[quote author=prmunni link=topic=51674.msg491557#msg491557 date=1269291133]
maa thamudu vadi college lo ney chadivadu hehheeeh panimalar lo...vadu vadi english !q# !q# !q# !q# !q# !q# !q#
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so aa story lo unna dean gadu ..........real person aa.  j&* j&*...i thought...........it;s like sardar story............fictious

[geek]

Vaadu Jeppiar gadu police constable .. MGR ni karunanidhi DMK nunchi bayataki thosi nappudu MGR ki security ichadu anthe veedi sudi addanga thirigindi ..

[victor]

dintlo sagam dialogues eppati nuncho vintunna maatale..english lo regional lang(telugu, tamil etc) nunchi true translation chesi matladithe ilane vuntadhi..eela chaala mandhi matladatharu..maa school lo maa PT sir maaku live example..ilanti lines enni cheppevaadoo..navvaleka sacche vaalam..best examples

boys form one line, girls form one line others follow me..

sit on roadside..ante matches appudu spectators(students) ni boundary bayata kurchomani..

inka ilanti ultimate aanimutyalu chala ne cheppevaadu aayina..