Rajanikanth

[Betting Bangarraju]

[b]* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG[/b]
[b] ........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!! [/b]



[b]* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!! [/b]



[b]* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!! [/b]



[b]* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:[/b]
[b] WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!! [/b]



[b]* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......[/b]

[b] THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!! [/b]



[b]* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????[/b]

[b] BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE.... [/b]



[b]* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!![/b]
[b] EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!! [/b]



[b]* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE[/b]

[b] RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA .... [/b]



[b]* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????[/b]

[b] BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!! [/b]



[b]* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....![/b]
[b] SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS[/b]
[b] ................[/b]
[b] ..............[/b]
[b] SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]



[b]* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................[/b]
[b] .......... RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]



[b]* BREAKING NEWS:[/b]
[b] ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!![/b]
[b] RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]



[b]* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????[/b]
[b] ....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!! [/b]



[b]* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING.. [/b]



[b]* Rajnikanth’s next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. [/b]

[madhu_]

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[Maximus]

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