Women And Men...good Humor

[Truth_Believer]

I read these posts in one of the sites and felt is humorous on how women and men think these days. This post is not to judge any right or wrong but purely to enjoy the humor.

 

Women

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Anytime a woman wants a man of certain social status, or a man with money society labels her a gold digger. The problem is, who really lives their entire life saying they want a broke man? 

Growing up we dream about the knight in shining armor rescuing us and giving us a beautiful life of 2.5 children and a white picket fence. The man is the breadwinner. Nowhere in that equation is he broke. Why is it that when we look for a man who can give us this lifestyle we're stigmatized as being money hungry? Well the answer is simple, broke men have a problem.

What is the broke man's problem with women wanting a man with money? Is it because he can't provide for her so no woman is looking in his general direction. Is it his ego that won't allow him to believe that maybe the man with money has it better than it does? Is it the fact that he's insecure about not being able to provide for a household that he somehow blames the woman for his short comings? Face it, men have things that they look for in women too. I don't see any broke men saying that they would pay the bills of the woman they loved. I'm not saying we need our bills paid, but it sure feels nice to have that load taken off of our back sometimes. 

How come it's considered a sin in the broke man's eyes for a woman to have standards. Since we don't want a scrub something has to be wrong with us? Can't we just be accustomed to nice things and want to continue that lifestyle? Who wants to spend their own money if there are people who don't mind spending theirs on you. How is that our own fault?

Broke men, you're battling the wrong people. Your problem is not with us, it is with yourself and your insecurities. There are plenty of broke women out there for you and should you choose one, you guys could live brokingly ever after.

 

A Mans reply

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I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic “pump and dump.”

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

[Sirimalli]

:3D_Smiles_153: :3D_Smiles_153: reading... whts ur opinion ?

[Truth_Believer]

:3D_Smiles_153: :3D_Smiles_153: reading... whts ur opinion ?

 

Emundhi what we sow we reap. People have become selfish and everything has come to a business proposition. Evanni theoretical ga baagane untaayi kaani when it comes to real life it is very difficult to digest.

 

Even if we get influenced we should not deviate from our fundamental values ani nenu anukuntunna.

[ILAQAT_MUFLIYA]

:3D_Smiles_153:

[SirVaadu]

GP

[Sirimalli]

Emundhi what we sow we reap. People have become selfish and everything has come to a business proposition. Evanni theoretical ga baagane untaayi kaani when it comes to real life it is very difficult to digest.

 

Even if we get influenced we should not deviate from our fundamental values ani nenu anukuntunna.

 

situation adaina every human ki atleast 1 or 2 good principles vundali

[SUbba LIngam]

situation adaina every human ki atleast 1 or 2 good principles vundali

 

[BillMarkSteve]

Bump

[sitaraZahir]

Feel good PMs please.. :p

[dreamgirl]

@3$%

 

business man prospective

[Truth_Believer]

Feel good PMs please.. :p

Em amma samyu ki proxy laaga unnavu....

[Diana]

yep post definitely satisfies man ego .. good humour for boys  :police:

[Truth_Believer]

yep post definitely satisfies man ego .. good humour for boys :police:

Thats why I said in the beginning it is not to insult or support anyone. It was pure humor. First woman traded some insults on un-successful men and as usual men responded to it in a different way.

[Diana]

Thats why I said in the beginning it is not to insult or support anyone. It was pure humor. First woman traded some insults on un-successful men and as usual men responded to it in a different way.

hmm chill ..this is old n popular one.. 

nenu just first 2 lines of girls post and entire man post chusa anthe  S%Hi

[mukunda1]

heart burning sir......heart is really burning...