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BALLAYYA RESUME

Name: Balakrishna (alias Balayya)
AIM : To make the audience run away from theaters
Experience: 30 years industry
Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
side role- 1979(14 flops)
Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)
Skills: moving trains (Palnati brahmanaidu), climbing Mt. Everest
(Vijayendra varma), shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.
Expectations: min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: world records in flops
Role Model: Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu.

Project Details--
1. Bike riding on ground and in air
2. Climbing any mountain with hands
3. Pulling chair front and sending train back with hand signals

Leadership skills--
Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.
Special Attraction--
1.hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)
2.having laser eye (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)
3.senseless talking in functions, interviews
Conclusion:

Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".

The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...he slapped Balayya and said,
"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".

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Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.

calling Chittimallu

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Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops) ...idi too much mari 4 hits e na ?? sCo_^Y sCo_^Y


Edho sollu10thar maaan
Aditya bairava dweepam
Bobbili simham peddannayya rowdy inspector nippu ravva lorry driver nnnm nn ssr simha legend etc etc etccccccccc
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g009_idi_amin_laughing_soldier.gif  wait for N fans. ninnu banda boothulu thitti just for fun antaru.

 

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BALLAYYA RESUME

Name: Balakrishna (alias Balayya)
AIM : To make the audience run away from theaters
Experience: 30 years industry
Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
side role- 1979(14 flops)
Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)
Skills: moving trains (Palnati brahmanaidu), climbing Mt. Everest
(Vijayendra varma), shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.
Expectations: min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: world records in flops
Role Model: Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu.

Project Details--
1. Bike riding on ground and in air
2. Climbing any mountain with hands
3. Pulling chair front and sending train back with hand signals

Leadership skills--
Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.
Special Attraction--
1.hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)
2.having laser eye (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)
3.senseless talking in functions, interviews
Conclusion:

Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".

The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...he slapped Balayya and said,
"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist
 

 

Balayya meedha meka pans edchinatha ga inkevaru verevalla meeda edchi undaru emo first nundi valla sirio ni challange chestu vachindi balayya kabatti e edupu common.....current generation balayya meeda fun chese vallu ignorant loosers kavochu history evadiki kavalani...oorollu indochu vallaki daggaralo theater undi undakapoindochu chinnappudu cinema lu chudakapotaniki ..Tv lu lekapoindochu leda vallaki 2000 varku current supply undi undadu..   

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Balayya meedha meka pans edchinatha ga inkevaru verevalla meeda edchi undaru emo first nundi valla sirio ni challange chestu vachindi balayya kabatti e edupu common.....current generation balayya meeda fun chese vallu ignorant loosers kavochu history evadiki kavalani...oorollu indochu vallaki daggaralo theater undi undakapoindochu chinnappudu cinema lu chudakapotaniki ..Tv lu lekapoindochu leda vallaki 2000 varku current supply undi undadu..


Yemanna cheppaava bhayya.. Educated losers maayya vaallu antha..
Maayya.. Nuvvu kuda mana balayya fan yena
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