Here Are 21 Such Funny Ways To Spot A Usa Returned Desi

[sameer1384]

1.Tries to use credit cards in a road side hotel.

2. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health conscious.

3. Sprays deodorant so that he doesn’t need to take bath.

4. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.

5. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”, ”Yoghurt” instead of “Curds”, ”Cab” instead of “Taxi”, “Trunk” of “Dicky” for a car trunk, ”Candy” instead of “Chocolate”,”Cookie” instead of “Biscuit” , ”got to go” instead of “Have to go”.

Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, he will say Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

6. Doesn’t forget to complain about the air pollution. Keeps complaining every time he steps out.

7. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

8. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep inside multiplies by 44).

9. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

10. When he needs to say Z (zed), he never says Z (Zed), instead repeats “Zee” several times, and if the other person is unable to get it, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes the date in MM/DD/YYYY. On watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says “Oh! British Style!!!!”

12. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and the Indian Road Conditions.

13. Even after 2 months, complaints about “Jet Lag”.

14. Avoids eating spicy food.

15. Tries to drink “Diet Coke”, instead of Normal Coke. Eats Pizza instead of Dosa.

16. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time. Asks questions etc. about India as though its his first visit to India .

17. Pronounces “schedule” as “skejule”, and “module” as “mojule”.

18. Looks suspiciously towards any Hotel/Dhaba food.

19. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of the Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.

20. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India and tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

21. Tries to begin any conversation with “In US ….” or “When I was in US…”

 

[Rebel890]

ala ipothara janalu.

[rebeI]

//but deep inside multiplies by 44

 

 

chala paatha article annamata

 

 

 

 

[cherlapalli_jailer]

emito

 

 ikkada 4 to 5 Yrs vunte ikkadi habits raaka?

 

that is common ..andulo pedda tappu emi ledu 

[nenunanu]

21*21 times repost brother

[Rebel890]

//but deep inside multiplies by 44

 

 

chala paatha article annamata

min 7 yrs back article

[Rebel890]

emito

 

 ikkada 4 to 5 Yrs vunte ikkadi habits raaka?

 

that is common ..andulo pedda tappu emi ledu 

ante india ki foreigners vachinappudu ela build istaro ala istharu even tho they r born here ani edo joke cheasadudaaniki nuvvu justification enti bhayya.

[chegu]

4,14,20
Nenu oppukonu...India ki eppudu ellinav re

[mettastar]

Idi mana uncle gaallu us vachina time lodhi.. ipudu India lo ikkadikante posh untunnaru

[Rebel890]

Idi mana uncle gaallu us vachina time lodhi.. ipudu India lo ikkadikante posh untunnaru

agreed...india lo dorakandhi...em ledhu ee rojullojanam kooda highfi living akkada.

[ahimsavaadhi1]

Nenu india vellina first roju pappu annam thinna.... office cafeteria lo.... office stairs meedha.....

 

 

 

Appudey decide ayya..... immunity dobbuthudi...USA ki vachhaka... so konchem safe side lo undali first 10 days ani...

 

[macha]

Evarooo nenu baga deep ga hurt chesinatu unaru .. 2nd post against desis in us .... its very common man mind set changes according to where they live...

[rebeI]

min 7 yrs back article