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Seattle Vs Denver


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1. Skyline feature: NEEDLE vs. MOUNTAINS

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WINNER: MOUNTAINS because they are taller. (Denver)
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2. Photogenic native animal: RIVER OTTER vs. BUFFALO
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WINNER: RIVER OTTER because it is cuter. (Seattle)

 

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3. Alliterative comedy: SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE vs. DUMB AND DUMBER (set close by, in Aspen)
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WINNER: DUMB AND DUMBER because it is funnier. (Denver)

 

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4. Altitude: MILE HIGH vs. SEA LEVEL
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WINNER: MILE HIGH because it sounds cooler. (Denver)

 

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5. Weather: RAIN vs. SNOW
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WINNER: RAIN because it is warmer. (Seattle)

 

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6. Signature substance: COFFEE vs. MARIJUANA
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WINNER: COFFEE because it is less likely to make you wonder if your friends hate you. (Seattle)

 

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7. Musicians: JIMI HENDRIX, NIRVANA AND SIR MIX-A-LOT vs. VERY FEW ARTISTS THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS HEARD OF
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WINNER: JIMI HENDRIX et al because they are more accomplished than The Fray (pictured at right). (Seattle)

 

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8. Signature industry: SOFTWARE COMPANIES vs. SKI RESORTS
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WINNER: SKI RESORTS because they are more rad. (Denver)

 

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9. Baseball team: MARINERS vs. ROCKIES
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WINNER: WHOEVER IS PLAYING AGAINST EITHER OF THESE TEAMS because neither is very good at the moment. (tie)

 

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VERDICT
 
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It’s a 4-4 tie, and the only tiebreaker is THE SUPER BOWL — which means that, for once, there’s a lot riding on this game, as it will determine which of these cities we should keep and which we should burn to the ground.

 

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Which city has cuter women.. That should be the deal breaker.

 

idi subjective matter so count avvadu

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I would say Denver has cuter women.. Seattle has a geeky look and feel.. 

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I would say Denver has cuter women.. Seattle has a geeky look and feel.. 

 

Payton Manning fan aaa nuvvu

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