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Is  BUS..........male or female? 

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs),

with a genius boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu ).The

dialogue between the two and the teacher goes

something like this:

Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher : Thinking.......

Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"

Bablu : "Kyon?"

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain

to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu : "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face.Bablu gets another

doubt.

Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver

aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche

kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to

handle.

Pappu replies: "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte

hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!! 

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[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=54734.msg531121#msg531121 date=1270044385]
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bow wow.......mama.......back with a bang kada  you rock

emayyav inni rojulu  cheers12w
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toomuch undi joke..
nice post

+5 added

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naaku joke ardham kaala ..

endukante naaku hindi raadu  bye1

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[quote author=Hangover link=topic=54734.msg531227#msg531227 date=1270047179]
naaku joke ardham kaala ..

endukante naaku hindi raadu  bye1

evarnna telusu lo post cheyyandi fleezeeeeeeeeeeee
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idharu chinna pillalu ..arguing...bus aada or magaa...
Teacher is listening.
ani
Hangu : bus aaada or magaa?
JB: aada mama.
Hangu:  Endhuuuuuku ?
JBond: Andharu...Bus ni ekuthaaru kabatti Aaada.

Teacher ki chukkalu

HAngu : mari bus ni andharu ekuthaaru kadhaa...endhuku pillalu leru...

JBond : Bus ni andharu veneka nunchi ekuthaaru andhukey...ra ficha frooota.

Teacher ki shock

Hangu: Boothulu matladaku...G&&balsindha.

Jbond: Arey...KuuTh@ Pagilidhi...Needhi Hang seyalsi vasthundi..ekucheyak

Hangu: Sarey mari Conductor Driver mundhu nunchi ekkuthaaru kadha...appdu endhuku pillalu leru..

Jbond: Arey Hangu maakey...Driver , Conductor Topilu eskoni ekuthaaru mundhu nunchi..andhukey..Pillalu leru.

Teacher fainted.

Hangu: Boothulu matladaku Baadkhow...Nee kantlo naa^*&&#$, nee ayya.

Jbond: Teacher ki chepthaa ila thidithey..



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damn damn damn maa perlu gamaninchala nenu  (*" (*" (*"

bad boy.

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damn damn damn maa perlu gamaninchala nenu  (*" (*" (*"

bad boy.
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[quote author=bow.. boww.. link=topic=54734.msg531199#msg531199 date=1270046356]
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cool  cheers12w

pm sek sesko ....

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