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"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"



"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."



I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.




Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
"I couldn't lift the table."



Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children?


"I heard you missed office yesterday."
"Not a bit."



The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here!!!!




Are you coming for my 18th birthday party?
No, I went for that five years ago.



Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING?



A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?



Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.



Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your old age home




If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.






Don't steal. The government hates competition.

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