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Just for Laughs::: Women are really really smart(beware of them!!!)


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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went
into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said
to her,
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The
woman
freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention
that
there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"




The woman
said, "That's
okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".
The woman replied,

"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will
have eyes
only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!



For her
second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog
said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will
be ten
times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's
mine is
his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the
world!



The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild
heart attack."!!!!!

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and
continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.















































The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that
women never listen!!!

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