What Happens To California If Silicon Valley Became A State

[Anta Assamey]

meerantha maa state nundi water import chesukovaali

 

Meeru anta maa state ki jobs kosam ravali... 

[tom bhayya]

Meeru anta maa state ki jobs kosam ravali... 

 

population and per capita income chusaava... antha thakkuva population and full water at the same time per capita income is more
 

[Anta Assamey]

population and per capita income chusaava... antha thakkuva population and full water at the same time per capita income is more
 

 

Nuvvu enni stats cheppina maaku anavasaram... Avi anni maaku teliyavu... inallu meeru silicon valley ni dochukunaru... ikada velli pondi mee state ki.. 

[tom bhayya]

Nuvvu enni stats cheppina maaku anavasaram... Avi anni maaku teliyavu... inallu meeru silicon valley ni dochukunaru... ikada velli pondi mee state ki.. 

 

calling settler chittinaidu

[Anta Assamey]

calling settler chittinaidu

 

Yes Yes.. inka ravataniki prayatniste... Bridge lu koolechestam... appudu meeru raleru.. 

[k2s]

Seperate Rashtram gola ikkada kuda antinchesar kada manollu..

 

Silicon Valley seperate rashtram ga kavalanta.....chass...

 

 

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At least one wealthy tech investor wants to encourage California’s latent separatist tendencies and slice California into six different states, including one State of Silicon Valley. Per California law, no matter unlikely or odd a proposed ballot proposition is the Secretary of State and the Legislative Analysts Office release a report to voters on a bill’s potential economic impacts [PDF]. Usually, ballot proposition analysis is pretty dry, but making Silicon Valley it’s own state? This was one was a lot more interesting.

 

Here’s what California thinks could happen if voters approve Tim Draper’s proposition to split California into six states.

 

 

 

 

Most Of The Rich People Would Move

Silicon Valley would become the richest state in all the Union, with a 63,288 average yearly income which would be enough to make a down payment on an apartment.

 

 

 

California would lose 28% of its income tax base ($14.5 billion) but the Valley would be a pretty nice place to live.

 

 

The Rest Of The State Would Need More School Funding

Silicon Valley requires almost half the state-aid per pupil as Central California ($3,031 vs. $5,321), partly because of high property taxes. The other states would either need to raise revenue, or enact a Hunger-games style competition to select which students received lunch.

 

 

Silicon Valley Would Need Water, Or Be Sponsored By Dasani

 

 

California has a torrid love-affair with water; frequent droughts and a complicated management system have always tentatively balanced each region’s needs. Silicon Valley may have money and talent, but it imports ~60% of its water needs. So, Silicon Valley could trade a few doctors and teachers for running water. Or, as most tech companies do, just snag a corporate sponsor.

 

The Road Ahead

There are also a few loose ends. Each state would need a new capital, pay a transition team, and figure out where to put prisoners. I presume Governor Larry Page would get to live out his life-long fantasy of a Burning Man-type experimental zone, and turn Oakland into a drug-induced rave for Googlers to run all sorts of experiments on. I’d live there if he also offered Google’s salad bar to the residents.

[Spartan]

Appudu nuvvu nenu vere states lo vuntam Chitti... 

 

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[Spartan]

 calling settler chittinaidu

 

im not settler man...     reverse settler....Silicon Valley lo chadukon ma ooru lo job cheskuntunna..

[Ruler4Dmasses]

taxelu pelthaaya baa ikkadakosthe?

[Spartan]

taxelu pelthaaya baa ikkadakosthe?

 

full ga.. 

[Ruler4Dmasses]

full ga.. 

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