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papam va.. teliyani basha telisnantho lo rasindu dhanike ekkiristhara 

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papam va.. teliyani basha telisnantho lo rasindu dhanike ekkiristhara 

:3D_Smiles:

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my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday

 

 

chaana meaning undi ee sentence lo.. taking things into hands aa lol..beating rocks  brahmi%2Blaugh.gif

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papam va.. teliyani basha telisnantho lo rasindu dhanike ekkiristhara 

 

adi rasindhi nuvveyna enti....

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My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them. anta... 

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Fat man saw an ad : "lose 5kg in a week" in a newspaper.

He calls the company & lady says be ready tomorrow at 6am.

The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & shirt
saying : "You catch me you fuck me!" & the girl starts running.

He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't.

However he loses 5 kg.

He then asks for the 10kg program.

Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt saying:
"You catch me you fuck me".

He loses 10 kg that week. So he thought this program is awesome!

Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "Are you sure ? its really tough". He said "YES!"

Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a gay in just underwear saying.. "If I catch you, I will fuck you

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