10 Reasons why Superheros would Fail in India!

[nagrockz]

++ No superhero can fly freely in India. Electricity cables are a mess. Even if you are able to fly high in the sky, once you come down to actually getting hold of the bad guy, you’ll get stuck in electricity cables and eventually die (provided there is no power cut at that time).

++ You can’t change clothes in a phone booth. No legal implications here but we just don’t have phone booths like those in US.

++ You are not allowed to kiss in public in India. So when you save a hot chick you don’t get a chance to get hanky panky with her.

++ Wearing underwear the other way will attract a legal notice. Even if you are an ugly guy and no one cares about your underwear, the Government is strict on anything immoral and spoiling the youth (Rakhi Sawant is exempted, she doesn’t come under the superhero category).

++ A superhero will have to apply for a license from the Government of India. Once a lot of superheros crop up, the Government plans to setup a committee that will look into these legal matters of trademark registrations, costume designs etc. This is just to regulate the superhero traffic.


++ Crappy news channels would always be frying your superhero *** with round the clock stupid interview rounds, news items, debates etc. A change in the color of your underwear would be news to them.

++ Fighting crime is not anyone’s cup of tea in India. A superhero will have to deal with really bad guys and trust me it’s gonna be a hard job.

++ We’re a billion people. One superhero will really need to sweat it out to help all of our asses. Superheros don’t get along well with one another. So a lot of superheros would mean, a lot more trouble.

++ The entire set of morons from Bollywood would go crazy to feature a superhero in one of their movies. Even the idea of something like this could put a great superhero in depression.

++ Being a superhero you’ll be invited to this show called Bigg Boss and you’ll be locked up inside a house with some other lazy, creepy, boring and good for nothing asses.
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[nonbitter-kai]

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[nagrockz]

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[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=nagrockz link=topic=55701.msg544168#msg544168 date=1270268634]
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[nagrockz]

[quote author=nonbitter-kai link=topic=55701.msg544179#msg544179 date=1270268884]
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[keko__keka]

[quote author=nagrockz link=topic=55701.msg544168#msg544168 date=1270268634]
mana telugu vaallani manam anukovaddu...kaavali ante sambar bucket vijay kanth unnaadu,sunny deol unnaadu vaallani anukundaam  cheers12w
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valllu kooda india ye kada mama...............

[nagrockz]

[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=55701.msg544187#msg544187 date=1270268989]
valllu kooda india ye kada mama...............
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first mana telugu vallu

then mana Indians :D

[Company]

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[bhargava_v]

[quote author=nonbitter-kai link=topic=55701.msg544179#msg544179 date=1270268884]
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[nagrockz]

[quote author=Company link=topic=55701.msg544199#msg544199 date=1270269161]
[img]http://movies.bizhat.com/tv/img/shaktiman.jpg[/img]

then what about me!! and my achievements.
[/quote]pillalni saava dobbaadu eeyana