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    Demolished this with ex-college buddies. That explains some of the typos in my tweets. What a night! http://instagram.com/p/l0SVYOTQOw/ 

     
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    Just celebrated our victory with 5 beers. ** YEAAAH!!!!!

     
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    Nicely played, Pakistan. Boys played well. Inshallah thanks to almighty. Aloo Gobhi. Chilly manchurian. Lastly Inshallah thankyou.

     
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    GUYS! HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD THA. HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HAI. AUR HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD RAHEGA. Never Forget.

     
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    Ubeaten against Pakistan in World Cups since 1947. Jai hind.

     
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    WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW?

     
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    That's not dew on the ground. Those are Rameez Raja's tears.

     
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    Pakistan is celebrating as if they got a $1 billion aid from USA.

     
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    Pakistan is so ###### even Rohit sharma is busy thrashing them.

     
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    Thr worst appeal made by a Pakistani was for Kashmir.

     
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    India needs Virat Kohli and 31 runs to win. Easy.

     
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    sorry. Couldn't tweet because i was fapping to Amit Mishra's pics.

     
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    Jackie Shroff is a better finisher than Shahid Afridi.

     
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    Moral of the story: Drop catches, not bombs.

     
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    The only two times i get goosebumps is during India vs Pakistan national anthem & Sunil shetty blowing up a Pakistani tank.

     
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    Pakistan is happy because rival Zimbabwe is out of the WC.

 

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    Best. RT @harry_maurya: @Trendulkar Chillaaanaa hai to India india Chillaao, Pak Pak to murgiyaan bhi karti hain .. Lets Roll.

     
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    My mentions are filled with wishes & expectations like a Jawan to war. Yes, we will come out victorious like all times! Jai Hind.

     
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    I'm under pressure to tweet funny things. But not as much pressure as pakistani players to speak in english IF they win today.

     
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    Shahid Afridi has retired four times from international cricket. Also, he has four kids. Coincidence, I think not. *Thoko Thoko Boom Boom*

     
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    Vodka is made from Potatoes. Now wonder Inzamam Ul Haq always looked so drunk while running between the wickets

     
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    A Pakistani just told me that all indians are Short and Ugly. But, i don't think all Indians are Nawaz Sharif and Omer Sharif.

     
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    As pointed by @mitalee_shah 15 Aug 1947 was Friday. If we can win freedom, we can easily win a cricket match against minnows.

     
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    This. RT @certifiedkamine: @Trendulkar Gaddar & Border released on friday & Pakistan is saying that they cant lose on friday.

     
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    Pakistanis saying they can't lose on friday. Well there are more minorities here. If God decides to be on any side, it'll be India.

     
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    LOL LALA RT @CricketNDTV: Pakistan all-rounder Shahid Afridi holds the record for most ducks in the ICC World Twenty20.

     
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    The last time we lost to Pakistan in a World cup match, Pakistanis were really nice, friendly & charming people. That is, Never.

     
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    Good morning. Happy International Pakistan-bashing Day. Jai hind.

     

 

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    @LOLendraSingh Inshallah. Mashallah.Subhanallah.

     
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    Lol. Some people are "excited" for my tweets. Guys I'm not Sachin and I'm not used to such pressure before a match. Calm Down.

     
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    @doctoratlarge you have been blocked for publicly defaming me.

     
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    @LoKarloFollow haha. yeah, the chicken tikka is really good.

     
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    @oxymoronic_me Lol. That's different. Not a Dance bar.

     
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    So broke I'm hanging out at this place called Deepa bar. Cheers!

     
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    This is a really interesting match between former East Pakistanis & people who partitioned into Pakistan and emigrated to HK.

 

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    Nicely played, Pakistan. Boys played well. Inshallah thanks to almighty. Aloo Gobhi. Chilly manchurian. Lastly Inshallah thankyou.

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    That's not dew on the ground. Those are Rameez Raja's tears.

     
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    Pakistan is happy because rival Zimbabwe is out of the WC.

 

 

lol.1q lol.1q lol.1q lol.1q

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LoL.1q  LoL.1q  LoL.1q  LoL.1q

fvg4js.gifChillaaanaa hai to India india Chillaao, Pak Pak to murgiyaan bhi karti hain .. Lets Roll

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fvg4js.gifChillaaanaa hai to India india Chillaao, Pak Pak to murgiyaan bhi karti hain .. Lets Roll

 


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fvg4js.gifChillaaanaa hai to India india Chillaao, Pak Pak to murgiyaan bhi karti hain .. Lets Roll

 

ippudu malli chadivithe ardhamaindhi mayya.... LMAO.... tumblr_inline_mxgu72FPgT1rcgqka.gif

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ippudu malli chadivithe ardhamaindhi mayya.... LMAO.... tumblr_inline_mxgu72FPgT1rcgqka.gif

 

 

ahuthi+prasad.gifvarni....nuvvu aa paki tweets payina concentrate chesinattu vunnavu kada..

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sorry. Couldn't tweet because i was fapping to Amit Mishra's pics.

 

 

ROFL..   CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y 

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@Trendulkar: One more warm-up match!??? Why are we warming up so so much? It's a World Cup and we are only playing minnows Pakistan next.

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Heh..heh...match undhani morningee followed...

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Trendulkar ‏@Trendulkar 6h
Nicely played, Pakistan. Boys played well. Inshallah thanks to almighty. Aloo Gobhi. Chilly manchurian. Lastly Inshallah .





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