We Want Justice

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During A Strike, Girls In The Crowd Shouted: “We Want Justice, We Want Justice”

While Boys From Behind Shouted: “We Want Just-Tits, We Want Just-Tits“

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Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne ghar Ja Raha Thha

Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai”

Santa Hass Ke Bola: “Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai“

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Wife: “Suno Jee Mujhe New Bra Lene Hain”

Husband: “Kya Jarurat Hain Itne Chhote Chhote Toh Hain”

Wife: “Kal Aapne Underwear Liya Maine Kuch Kaha?“

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Girlfriend To Her Boyfriend On Date: ”Can You Tell Me, What Is My Bra Size?”

Boyfriend: ”Yeah, That Is 36.”

Girlfriend: ”Wow, How Do You Know?”

Boyfriend: ”Yesterday I Opened It.”

Girlfriend: ”But, There Is No Number In My Bra.”

Boyfriend: ”So What Babe, I Am An Engineer, From Load I Can Calculate Area.”

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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
love.


One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's
father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."



Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"



Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's
room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Mr. Smith
says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough
to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."



Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that
should do us just fine."



Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one
more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little
children of your own?"



Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."



Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

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Teacher In Class Ask A Question To A Girl.

Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”

(Boy Siting Beside Pokes The Girl’s Back With A Pen)

Girl: “Oh, God.”

Teacher: “Good, Correct Answer.”

Teacher Again Ask A Question: “Who Was Born On 25th December?”

(Boy Again Pokes Girl’s Back)

Girl: “Oh, Jesus.”

Teacher: “Fine, What Did Eve Tell Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”

(The Naughty Boy Does Poke On Girl’s Back Again)

This Time The Girl Lost Her Temper And Yelled

“If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now.

I’ll Break That Into Two Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”

Teacher Fainted.

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