ilanti mails vaste emi cheyali ,it really hurts

[vamsi_186]

mana anagaru enta melu chesaroo marchipoyii,cinema industry ilanti stage lo undadaniki karanam mana annagarau kanii e roju naku ilanti mails vastunayiiiii (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*"

AFTER LONG TIME SPECULATIONS AND CHANGES IN THE HERO CASTING,

IT IS CONFIRMED THAT YUVARATNA NANDAMURI BALAKRISHNA IS GOING TO ACT IN THE NEXT DHOOM SERIES MOVIE -

DHOOM-3

Shooting has already been started .......

A Clip of the movie is given below ....

Just go through the mail step by step...
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Can't predict anything- He is the "ONE & ONLY" !!

If you do not know who is Balakrishna... ....
1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.

[bhargava_v]

innovative ga vesanu anukuntunava..nuvu nee donga telivi tetalu...... hammernd hammernd hammernd

[royaleye]

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[BackbenchBoy]

[quote author=Casanova link=topic=56446.msg553838#msg553838 date=1270508370]
innovative ga vesanu anukuntunava..nuvu nee donga telivi tetalu...... hammernd hammernd hammernd
[/quote]shame 2 shame dbt baa dance1w dance1w

[hunkyfunky]

If you father is a noble/good person, you also expect to be worshiped (lets say, even if you are a killer who shot two persons with revolver and escaped using money/your father's good deeds)? We are in democratic/modern age - Grow up.
Start appreciating good thing/good movies/good acting/good technical values in a movie/Good things in life -

[victor]

[quote author=ChittiNaidu link=topic=56446.msg553835#msg553835 date=1270508339]
aa sender ni SPAM kina pettei... dance1w dance1w
[/quote] aa sender ni ee member ni kuuda spam kindha pettali sitti..

[Evadithe Nakenti Naa]

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[littlestar]

Sr NTR  you rock anukundam..daaniki Balakrishna ni relate cheyyadam endi !q#..veedu evado indirect ga Balayya ni *7*^

[nenuinthe]

pani pata leni edupu gottu nayallu sese pani ani anuko...lafoot na Ko... gallu

[Ace]

Hahaha...smart post  ~"!

[govardhan]

[b]ilanti mails vaste emi cheyyali..it really hurts aa?[/b]  ikkada pans ni hurt settundi ani telisi kuda ikkada fost sesava? no comment no comment

[GoldenEagle4u]

emicheyaloo kudaa,,,teledhaa,,nuvuu emi BALAYYAA Fan raa,,,,JUST FORWARD Cheyaliiiii,,,

NO ON CAN STOP BALAYAA<<THE YOUTH HERO OF INDIA<,,,,,, ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb #~` #~` #~` #~` #~` ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"! blast blast blast blast blast blast blast blast blast blast blast

[vickygladrag]

irrespective of what is in the mail,,,i appreciate the patience of the guy who typed such a long passage......it would be better for him if he wud have used that much time in something usefull.......

[vamsi_186]

telivigaa dengali ante dinlo enduku post chesta  

direct gane anevadini kadaa

i respect ntr family nenu vala trust nuche chaduvukuntunanuuu
matalu tinagarani bosuuu

[bhargava_v]

[quote author=vickygladrag link=topic=56446.msg553914#msg553914 date=1270509504]
irrespective of what is in the mail,,,i appreciate the patience of the guy who typed such a long passage......it would be better for him if he wud have used that much time in something usefull.......
[/quote]

i think its just a copy paste mama...actually all those points are for hollywood actor chuck norris..they just replaced his name with balakrishna..