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You can find more killers of english here

[url=http://nagrockz.blogspot.com/2010/04/english-killers.html]http://nagrockz.blogspot.com/2010/04/english-killers.html[/url]


lass teacher once said :

"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)

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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)

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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen
down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to
switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said

"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)

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Teacher in a furious mood...

Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)

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"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)

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You can find more killers of english here

[url=http://nagrockz.blogspot.com/2010/04/english-killers.html]http://nagrockz.blogspot.com/2010/04/english-killers.html[/url]


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[img]http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif[/img] na valla kavatledura baboiiii...eduuuu thega navinchethnadra baboooooiiiiii

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[quote author=rebelstar link=topic=56601.msg556092#msg556092 date=1270559624]
[img]http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif[/img] na valla kavatledura baboiiii...eduuuu thega navinchethnadra baboooooiiiiii
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vaadu veedu enti nuvvemanna naa classmate va


:)

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[quote author=rebelstar link=topic=56601.msg556096#msg556096 date=1270559906]
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[/quote] good one  cheers12w

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I want to share some more....


MY Network theory madam in bachelors...

'ALL YOU HAVE HURRY GO HOME WHY NOT I ?'

'LAST BENCHES TALK MORE GET OUT'

'FROM TOMORROW BRING CALCULATORS ARE MUST'

'IF YOU TALK AGAIN  YOU GO OR I GO' .....

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[quote author=lraja2000 link=topic=56601.msg556103#msg556103 date=1270560755]
I want to share some more....


MY Network theory madam in bachelors...

'ALL YOU HAVE HURRY GO HOME WHY NOT I ?'

'LAST BENCHES TALK MORE GET OUT'

'FROM TOMORROW BRING CALCULATORS ARE MUST'

'IF YOU TALK AGAIN  YOU GO OR I GO' .....


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thanks

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[quote author=lraja2000 link=topic=56601.msg556103#msg556103 date=1270560755]
I want to share some more....


MY Network theory madam in bachelors...

'ALL YOU HAVE HURRY GO HOME WHY NOT I ?'

'LAST BENCHES TALK MORE GET OUT'

'FROM TOMORROW BRING CALCULATORS ARE MUST'

'IF YOU TALK AGAIN  YOU GO OR I GO' .....


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"why is fan not oning"

g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g!
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[quote author=Aaron link=topic=56601.msg556263#msg556263 date=1270567178]
"why is fan not oning"

g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g!
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g!

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my college lo CS dept. vadu maaku ITNM cheppe vadu b-tech appudu .....

why are u understanding the tree ( chettu kinda enduku nlchunnav ani adgadam ..vadi uddesham)

oka problem explain chesthu ..oka student edo adigadu ...ila  koda cheyyocha sir ani .... ayythe vadi reply " u do like this or u do like that ... what my father goes" ... ( maa ayyadi emm poyindi ani ..vadi ardham)


believe it or not this is what exactly he said

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[quote author=kalyan_chakri31 link=topic=56601.msg556655#msg556655 date=1270574772]
my college lo CS dept. vadu maaku ITNM cheppe vadu b-tech appudu .....

why are u understanding the tree ( chettu kinda enduku nlchunnav ani adgadam ..vadi uddesham)

oka problem explain chesthu ..oka student edo adigadu ...ila  koda cheyyocha sir ani .... ayythe vadi reply " u do like this or u do like that ... what my father goes" ... ( maa ayyadi emm poyindi ani ..vadi ardham)


believe it or not this is what exactly he said
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